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Who's Da Biggest? Who's Da Boss?

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Gitstitcha, Oct 19, 2013.

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CHECK DA FIRST POST! HOW BIG ARE YA?

  1. Grotz!

    5.7%
  2. Boyz!

    18.5%
  3. Nobz!

    29.3%
  4. Mega-Nobz!

    10.2%
  5. WARBOSS!

    36.3%
  1. Gitstitcha Gitstitcha Subordinate

    ROIGHT!
    So every proppa Waaagh! needs ta know who's da biggest, so dey know who's da Warboss!
    SO HOW BIG ARE YA?
    DON'T LIE, CUZ YOU'LL JUST GET KRUMPED!

    ( Less Than 5'): Every Waaagh! needz it's Grotz!
    (5'1" - 6'): Yer one of da Boyz! Quit muckin' about an' get ta shootin'!
    (6'1" - 6'6"): We gotz us a Nob here! Proppa orky!
    (6'7" - 6'11"): MEGA-NOB! WAAAGH!
    (Taller than 7'): Where's da fightin' at WARBOSS?

    (I ain't no Mek, I don't know metric, do it yerself ya lazy git!)
  2. Raketen New Member

    Man I should have read your post before voting :D
    I'm one of da Boyz!
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  3. Gorbatz Gorbatz Subordinate

    Got Nob status by just a hair.
  4. Gitstitcha Gitstitcha Subordinate

    Hurhur, yer gonna get krumped when a REAL boss showz up!
  5. Mr.Dakka Mr-Dakka Subordinate

    Wish I was a boss. Just one of the boyz.
  6. Gitstitcha Gitstitcha Subordinate

    Aint nuthin wrong with bein' one of da boyz, I'm roight there with ya.
  7. Kaminda New Member

    Orks? More like Dorkz.
    Hah
  8. Mr.Dakka Mr-Dakka Subordinate

    You'z gonna get it now, ya poncy little git! Come 'ere, I'z wanna show ya what me shoota looks like.
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  9. Kaminda New Member

    Sounds lewd.
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  10. Mr.Dakka Mr-Dakka Subordinate

    Sweet Gork (or Mork) You're right.
    GoreWrencha and Kaminda like this.

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