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Who Should We Stomp First

Discussion in 'Orks' started by GorgutzEadUnter, Sep 25, 2014.

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Who are you most excited to STOMP

  1. Dem humies (Space marines)

    59.8%
  2. Spikey boyz (Chaos)

    12.4%
  3. Puny Eldar (Eldar)

    27.8%
  1. You'z grotz ain't Orky, youz all tryin to be gud at bein sneaky and that isn't orky.

    Stop finkin on sneaky wayz to kill da other races, and stup finkin about only gunna fight one of dem at a time.

    WE ARE DA ORKS WE ARE DA MEANEST AND GREENIEST BOYZ IN DA UNIIVERSE, UND NO HUMI, OR DA SKINNY WEAKLINS IS GUNNA STOP DA ORKS!
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  2. Krooza Nob Bozz KroozaNob Well-Known Member

    *while crunching a tyranid's head with one hand and chopping to pieces an eldar with the other, a loyalist and a traitor marine in front of the ork are about to fire their weapons against him* urrrhhh... a fink we need to dezide to zmash wun git at da time....unlezz zume painboy givve uz moar handz.....
    GorgutzEadUnter likes this.
  3. Then wez will call moar boyz for da WAAAGH!
  4. Kaptin Primorkagorka DaKaptin Well-Known Member

    Hoo made youz da boss?
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  5. Da fact da rest of you grotz is sneakin around and all is not Orky and if a propa ork bes da Bozz We can get Stuff done
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  6. *Roars angrily* Its dem spess merines they be takin our mindz off da real fite'
  7. Grrrr..... what iz you still doin 'ere iz told you we gots ta be brutal AN cunning to win diss fight. wait a secund youz do know wez actually gunna be outnumbered by dem umies right right!
    Gottar_Krakdskull likes this.
  8. Kaptin Primorkagorka DaKaptin Well-Known Member

    Datz a furst. Ain't it? Gonna need ta fink outside da Gargant on dis one.
  9. Arez you sure you be an ork?
    You finking cuz dere be more of them it means day can stomp us more easy like?

    FINK LIKE AN ORK YOUR GROTZ, Dat just mean each of us Boyz gets moar humies to kill, dat leads to more eads for da Poles
  10. Loadza Dakka Skull_Splitta Well-Known Member

    I could say da same 'bout ridin' on a bike da whole time, or 'idin in a trukk. Wot's da matta? Too SCARED ter go footsloggin'? Are yous afraid dat yer lil grot feet ain't stompy enuff? I betz you use da sound of yer engine ter cover up 'ow weak an' puny yer WAAAGH! sounds.

    Ey Ghazghkull, why don't we just krump dis git already? Show da lil runt 'oos boss!

    Anywayz, I sayz we smash da beakies first. Dere's more of dem dan anyone else right now, so if we stomp dem before dey stomp da panzies or da crazies, dat means more kills for us! 'Course, dere's also da lootz, heh heh.

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