Oi! You boyz listen up, or I'll give ya' thump! Dem' 'umies always bring 'emselves some noice kit, and deres' gonna' be zoggin' loads of 'em! Da poncey Eldar will be busy tryin' ta krump dem' smelly Chaos boyz, and dere' guns ain't no better dan picks for ma' teef! Dere's lotsa' blue humies, dey' have shiniest gubbins from dem lot! Ere's an idea, why don't we just shiv 'em Space Marines first, loot der stuff, den krump da pansy Eldar? We can kill bugs on da trip to der base, stomp da legs and steel der teef. So if you boyz want some teef and kit like me, we need ta' krump da' blue Space marines first! Den we'll be dead 'ard, and real killy like ...
Da pointy earz ez da smallest n runtiest ov da factions! Wiff dem out ov da way, wez focus on da umiez. Kan't ave dem spess elves muckin bout when wez tryin' ta ave a propah WAAAGH!!! Choas umiez would make da best fight, n wez gotz a common enemy. Wez take der tankz, n der 'Elp. Den wez kom back n stomp dem too! Green ez Best!
Eggzactly Kaptin, we krump da elves so dey can't try an' infect da Boyz wit' dere panziness. Den we fight dem Spess Mahrines an' drown dem unda' da green tide, den we turns right bask 'round an' stomp da Kaos 'umies.
OI LIEK CRAKIN DEM PUNY ELDAR SKULLZ BUT DEM HUMIEZ GOT DA SHINIES! OKAY. YOU'Z DA BOSS! WE HIT DEM HUMIES FIRST AND DEN WE GO AFTER DEM PUNY ELDAR AND DEN DA SPIKY HUMIES!!
Forgot bout dem bugz. Wot eff dey try ta wreck da WAAAGH!!!? Gonna need some sprayahz n burnahz. Der kan't be dat many, roight?
Oy ya gitz! Ma gitfindaz zayz dere'z zume zneaky pointy earz'round ere! Diz ez why i zay we krump dem fizt. Ya neva nuw where da zog dey're iddin....
