Da space elves are sneaky but weak. Makes it ease for me to loot some skulls. They 'll stand nice on ma banner. Waaaaaaagh!!!!!
We should give a right an' proppa krumpin to all dem 'umies, spiky 'er not, panzies, an' da bugs. Dey all need a good stompin' far as I can tell.
Dere's more of da humies, so we'z gonna stomp da humies firs'. Dem panzies an' da Kayos boyz are shtupid too, but da humie's are be'a fer foightin'.
If we dun't go after da 'umies first, we'z gunna get da short end uv da stikkbomm. Dey'z prolly gunna be after us first, cuz we'z da biggest thret ter dem. An' 'sides dat, deyz got da most boyz ter send 'genst us. If we dun't go after dem first ter make shoor dey don't 'ave enuff time ter ekspand or dig in, we'z gunna 'ave a much 'arder time diggin' 'em out.
Fizt krump dem pointy ears. Dey are zoggin'nnoyn wif deir unorky takktikkz and are eazzy to krump. Den da proppa foight ez wif dem zpikey wunz! Dey are dead ard to zmash and zupa killy wif all deir flashy tingz'nd deir warpy fing. Dat'z gunna be gud, EH EH AH!
'E can use teir warpy flashy tings to go to da battle fasta. Da 'umies will be suprized wen dey see us behind tem. Tat's gonna be a suprize. Héhéhéhéhé WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Dem' spikey boyz are dead 'ard and always have sum nice loot a Mek like meself can work on fer dayz. Of course, dem humies in da' big armor are just as 'ard, but their stuff doesn't do half da' fings dat the spikey boyz stuff does. In da' end, though, I could care less so long as I get ta loot and build stuff.
