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Who Should We Stomp First

Discussion in 'Orks' started by GorgutzEadUnter, Sep 25, 2014.

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Who are you most excited to STOMP

  1. Dem humies (Space marines)

    59.8%
  2. Spikey boyz (Chaos)

    12.4%
  3. Puny Eldar (Eldar)

    27.8%
  1. I dont think you got my point.

    Boodica had TEN soilders for every ONE roman soilder. She still lost HORRIBLY.
    What i'm trying to say here, is that i think numbers will mean nothing in the end unless things change.

    'Ur a bit squig-dead mate.
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  2. Kaptin Primorkagorka DaKaptin Well-Known Member

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    Wez ain't spess Romans. Wez da Orkz! Wez literally gonna be fightin' spess Romans n dey outnumber us. None ov dat ez a good o elpful fing. Ya wanna fight loik da Romans, Youz n yer boyz do dat. Em gonna fight loik a Ork! Blindly runnin' enta on comin' fire n Choppin' me enemies ta bitz!
  3. "Space Romans" you sir have made my day.

    Aye we be outnumburd. Which iz unusual fur us... being Orks an all. Still if wez all fight hard an orky we'll win fur sure. Don't furget dat if der iz gonna be dat many spess marines den it likely all de ova factions (including the tyranids) will focuss on dem to. Which might help sum.
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  4. Oi ya gits, whats all dis worry over fightin 'umies? Of course wez gonna rush 'em first! And wez gonna STOMP 'em too! Once we got alla dem toofless boyz that'll pop up when da waaagh starts dat is.

    Mosta dem grots will be about 12 ta 14, no teef, no way ta buy more ways ta fight, no control or respect for da Warchief. But so long as us Nobs herd 'em in towards tha humie gunz then dey'll be tha ones gettin offed and we'll be tha ones getting all tha good fights! Itz quality AND quantity, that's what dat is.

    So quit your whining and get ready ta fight! Let dem toofless gummers get killed while we get alla shiny bitz!
  5. Acidlemon Acidlemon New Member

    I can't wait for the ork faction to forge a battle plan in this game. It'll go something like this
    WARBOSS: YOU GITZ ARE GONNA GO OUT DARE AND KRUMP DEM EMPRAH BOYZ TILL DEREZ NOFING LEFT!
    BOYZ: YA BOSS!
    warboss sees sm making an asault on them in the distance.
    WARBOSS: TIME TO GET IN BOYZ! WAAAAAGH!
    BOYZ: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    The rest of the scene has the orks stompin, krumpin and killing the sm and all is well. XD
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  6. Weze gotz ta stomp da Emprah Humies first, dey tink deyze da biggest and da strongest and dat we Orks iz just a pack of grotz! Deyz gatherun a big horde ta try und stomp da lot of us.

    Stomp da humies und dere Dead-Boss too!

    Und dat too, did ya know dat doze dumb humies follow a boss dat don't even fight no mores. Whats wit dat, dat ain't Orky!
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  7. Mhorge Mhorge Curator

    Smash da poncy long eared gitz and den smash dem a little bit more and den stomp dem 'ard!
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  8. aidyn1 Recruit

    if you wish do fight then so be it. it is more easy to kill you if you come to us anyway
  9. Krooza Nob Bozz KroozaNob Well-Known Member

    When ya zee me, ya'zt be alreaddy dead, KAUZE DA BEZT ZTOMPIN KOMEZ FRUM DA ZKY, EH EH AH!
  10. Ur a grot.
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