Dem pointy earz are gud fer a warm up. Den we'ze gonna kill da Chaos Kraziez! Dey got plenty of pointy bitz ta loot.
Cuz ya got dat stupid fancy talk. Every git worth 'is shootah knows that gits who talk fancy don't make no proppa fight. Why do ya think dah pansies 's losin' so much?
Because they're all hypocrites and are too frightened to attack the most numerous faction in the game. They keep talking about 'honor' and being truly 'powerful' and being 'da biggest,' but how do they go about proving this? They attack the 'pansiest', 'weakest', and smallest faction. Yea, like that proves their mettle. True badasses would grow balls and fight the Space Marines, but no, they are too scared, and too incapable, and so must make themselves feel better by attacking the Dying Light of the Universe. Who's the real pansy here? We Eldar are expecting, nay, relying on all of you to attack us at this stage. What do we do about it? We ready our spears to counter the charge. Come at us, bro.
WHERES DA BUTTON TA SMASH EM ALL??! Ugh, if I hafta' chooze, Iz gonna stomp da odda' boyz ta showm whoz da boss round 'ere! Iz 'n Ork dats brutal AN' kunnin, like Gork n' Mork! Ain't no grot-lovahs gonna git in da way of me leadin' da WAAAGH!
