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Who Do Ye Want Ta Krump Da Most?

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Fireeye, Nov 12, 2013.

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Who do ye want ta krump da most

  1. Tin Can Boys (Space Marines)

    34 vote(s)
    23.3%
  2. Blueberries (Ultramarines)

    37 vote(s)
    25.3%
  3. Spiky Boyz (Chaos Space Marines)

    12 vote(s)
    8.2%
  4. Pansies (Eldar)

    43 vote(s)
    29.5%
  5. Otha Boyz (Orkz)

    20 vote(s)
    13.7%
  1. Fireeye Fireeye Well-Known Member

    Just as da name says, which of da gits do ye want ta krump da most?
    1. Da tin can boys are good fer fightin cos even though dey'z humies, dey'z still deff 'ard. And dey'z also got dem Blueberries, who fink dat dey'z da best cos they'z all stratelogical an cos of deyz "spirishual lies".
    2. Da Spiky Boys also are deff 'ard, an' dose red ones even are both fast an' choppy.
    3. Da pansies are puny o' course, but its always noice to bash dem 'eads in when they'z like "Oooh, I gotz my sparkly magics an I'm all sneaky, so ye betta don't touch me".
    4. An' sometimes, you'z just gotta stomp some otha Ork who tinks dat he's bettaer than you is.
  2. Psyctooth likes this.
  3. PnzrNorm PnzrNorm Arkhona Vanguard

    Krumpin' da fancy pantses! Orks are gonna SMASH dere shiny faces in!
  4. Iz wanna krump da panzie eldar, 't least all da otherz like ta fight!
  5. BulkZerker Bulk Subordinate

    Jus call me 'Garg-uh-Mell.
  6. Warmaster Nate Warmaster_Nate Well-Known Member

    What ever did we Eldar do to you? I'd have thought you would prefer to 'krump' the marines. After all, I thought you'd find them more entertaining to fight. When an Ork horde assaults the Eldar, we tend to redirect the horde or avoid the brunt of the horde altogether. Hardly a 'proper' fight by an Ork's definition.

    Besides, Imperial equipment is far more loot-friendly.
  7. Smashin' some pouncy, pointed ear'd Eldar can be fun, but gettin da drop on those metal hummies is what I love best. Hardest kills are da BEST killz.
  8. Dem shiney stonez of yourz would make a right fancy belt.
  9. GTCvDemios NoseNuggets Active Member

    I want to stomp..those blueberries...squish them good..Mork and Gork says they haz juicy...like gushers. oh tasty
  10. I'm gonna go ta pansy land and give dem pointy ears a kickin'
    Psyctooth likes this.

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