Ossi yoo be keepin away yoo looks like a grot wiv the lurgy, yoo go play wiv da emperz shiney boyz Nino ya not takin my seedz wiv art a fite! me an da boyz is gonna be lookin for yoo an ya shiney palz oi Skullsplita ! dese ere blue bitz is da gubbins wot i knicked of da pansies! itz all glowy n stuff n ded ard... n kinda pritti, nah can i count on ya in a fite or ya gonna fold like da impearil grotz? n fank ya all for da welcom n stuff
'Course I'z gunna fight, wot kinda ork would I be if I did'n? 'Course, I'z mor interested in lootin da bitz afta da fight. Da fight iz right fun, but da lootz iz da best bit 'bout fightin'. B'sides, lootin' bitz meens I'z can make me shoota more flash an' killy, which meens da fight'll go by fasta an' I can get to lootin' fasta.
datz da spirit Skullsplitta ! wez gonna find lotza gubbins an fat lootz n share it equal like. 80% for me an 40% for yoo, dat sounds fair like fanks Saberrecon. i'm finking dat reportz of me being all ded like iz a bit pema.. pregn...prame.. look I aint ded see an i aint gonna be ded so dere!