I usually have to work alone in the off season, working in a pizza shop that means I have to cook, cut, take orders, answer the phone, listen to people bitch an moan about how they dont want a lot of cheese but they dont want a little cheese. I feel the urge to scream a thousand curses at them and offer their skulls to the blood god!
imagine if you'd present the skulls of these whiners to Khorne and he'd be all like: "Hmmm, I would've preferd a little cheese on them"
my job is very seasonal when its the off season, we dont need more than 1 person. Usually everyone likes to order at the same time.
By the way if any of the behavior team reads this I will gladly bribe you all with pizza for a collectors edition of EC
*calm voice* Okay so I am ready to place my order... Those pizzas look so great, i'm having such a hard time choosing one! Lets buy one big one and share, right dear? But we mustn't get only pizza, something healthy too? Do you have salad? No? Why don't you have salad? *gets up in anger* HEALTHY FOOD IS A MUST, PIZZA WITHOUT SALAD IS HERESY! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
