WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!* *Translation: Okay, as we all know, there can NEVER be enough Dakka. The only beings that could even come close to getting enough dakka are Gork and Mork, and if they are TRUE Ork gods they would say that even enough dakka is not enough dakka. But let us assume however, for a brief period of time, that a PURELY hypothetical state of "enough dakka" exists. What would it be to you? Now, this may seem like random philosophy and unorky, but think about it. When ATTEMPTING to achieve enough dakka, as we do even though we KNOW we cannot, it helps to have a sort of theoretical "End Dakka" goal, which, while impossible to achieve, helps in getting even more dakka and more importaantly the sort of dakka that is right for you, be it tons of bullets, tons of rockets, tons of fire ETC. So, for you, what is your IDEA of enough dakka?
WAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!* *Translation: I am aware of this good sir. But the idea of enough dakka is something we all attempt to build towards. There can never be enough dakka, what I am asking is what would you idea of enough dakka be if it COULD exist. Would it be rockets firing infinity times a nanosecond? Flamethrowers engulfing reality? Every single part of reality being turned into a ultimate gun? There is never enough dakka, but how would you imagine enough dakka?
"Enough" Dakka, would come to a point where Orks used the Emporer as a Zzap Gun or drain the Emporers power and link it to Ghazghkulls Gun or something. Or perhaps One gun containing a C'tan shard, then just blasts away C'tan power. Or fill every inch of a planet with Mega Shootas, Big Shootas and Supa Shootas and have it fly straight against Terra. I'z gettin' close ta Ork Dreams?
Its simple grotz, once you'z got so much dakka in da air, dat dere is no more air in dah air, den you'ze got enuff dakka. (least in dat direcshun anyway, you'z also gotta put lotsa beamy and sparky dakka wiff dah spiky dakka)
Ever watch Predator? When Mack goes ballistic with the minigun? That's still is not enough for a true Ork!
