Do not inform the commissar that you'd be more 'motivated' if you were on slaanesh's side.

ask why he looks familiar

I don't think that's gonna help the Guardsmen aim correctly. Staring at the commissars breasts. *Blam*

Is it sad that my favorite part of this picture is the Fallout 3 bobblehead in the background? >.>

yes admari :v

asking the commissar if you can "closely exam" the shooty end of the bolt pistol

Bypassing Inquisition protocols and identification runes to access this site.

Making his coffee too cold

Making his coffee and seeming like a suck up.

Putting 3 extra layers of carapace on your back with a painted middle finger for the Commisar...