Pfff, blunt knife would cause more pain and suffering - looks like you are not the true night lord after all
Oooooooohhhhhh Shots fired!!! pew pew. As First Captain Sevatar I shall arm myself with a spoon... nothing brings more pain and suffering than scooping out your enemies insides with a spoon. Very helpful as well since you can then use it to eat said enemies insides... like a true night lord! Ave Dominus Nox!
Spoons truly are the most fearful weapons out there. View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y&feature=kp
First a 2 handed gravity sword (read souldrinkers to see what that is) I'd let a demon get trapped in it and have a wrist mounted demon bolter. And if at all posible palm flamers.