Da DAK told me i be better at DA WAAAHHHGGG...if i eat my vitimes...and minerals...of 3 servings...of full metal jackets..at least 500 grain's.. 4 servings of full metal jacets..with tracer rounds...need magnesiusum.... extra "parmaeasn" of stick bombs...explody powererdy bits..on da pizza's..and for desesets..the tip of armor percing sabot rounds..da dok says..tit'amimum..is good fer ya teft.
On' 'undred an' on' kilogramss o' diz in a day an' ya be feelin' quite ood ye kno'? Dey tast' funny. .so I eatz demz.
Whut wez need iz whut dem humies call "Tellyvishun" so wez kan know-whatz-eet from dat sparkly-box about all sortz of der foodz, mahbe in time wez get our own tellyvishun slot on dat der' Foodz Networky. Showz wez kan krump da humies in cookin' tooz impress dem wit our Fungus Beer an' Squiggy Pies, Zog me! Dez haz meh 'ungrier day face-eating squig at face eatin' contest!
Da Boss...also says that dem humies...Bolter rounds..make you all fuzzy..I like knawing on there adamituium armoer pericing rounds..make my teft stronger. But you may say we gotz no humie bolter rounds to gnaw on...well it just so happens i have some left over from da Kurvia system.
Da dok told me ta eat a lotta dese rayde-ashun squigs so dat I can glow more green... but all dat did was ta' make me own teef fall out me mouf. ):
