Any ol' git can yell WAAAGH n' chop sum humies ta bitz. But oi loik an Ork wut can uze 'is 'ead for sum proppa finkin'! Loik da Blood Axes!
Oh...well iz didn't finkz 'bout dat All ro'ight boyz change ov planz...wez kantz drop Rokks on Orkhona Wuldn't wantz ta kill all da gitz now...dat wuld be wrong... *clears throat* DATZ DA POINT YA DAFT GIT!
I thought the point was to fight and to loot whatever prize the others seek? Because if they want it, you want it. Can't have a good fight if everything is is blasted away by a rok. Too boring. Oh, but certainly would be a big loud boom. But too quick and would likely destroy all the loot. So many converging on one system makes for battles that should be enjoyed. Here have an ork everybody. One of the best artworks I've seen of an ork too. I didn't know there was a card game.
Ar wez talkin bout da point of da WAAAGH! on Orkhona Or are wez talkin bout da point of DROPPIN A ROKK DA SIZE OF A PLANIT ON YOUZ GITZ!?!? Doz ar TWO differint fingz you grot! Wunz sumfing datz gunna 'appen, and da Otha I'z sumfing dat culd 'appen. Wez wuldnt get ta Orkhona fastah wiff a big rokk loik dat en'nee wayz...unless wez madez it red...hmmm... Droppin a Rokk loik dat wuld be loik...Plan R: fer "Rokk Em"...possib'lee Plan Z: fer "Zog Em" Besidez you'z gitz ar probab'lee aftah sumfing wez dontz want, or sumfing wez ratha scrap fer partz...wez knowz you lot by nowz It'z alwayz sumfing wez jus blow up latah cuz da boom wuld be big, loud, prit'tee ta look at, an makez a 'ole load of scrap fer uz ta kollekt.
