ZOG IT! I dunno wot I wants ta be. First, I wanna be a nob! Yeah! Not some weedy bad moonz nob though, I wanna be a Goff nob, cuz deys da toughest. I definitely want to play a goff nob, I like playing as a tough guy who can take a pounding AND do the pounding at the same time. Then, I wanna play as a stormboy, I think that would be a lotta fun. Then, maybe a trukk driver. Just drive all over the place and go really fast. Overall, I think the majority of the ork player-base will end up being pretty care free. Personally, I don't wanna bring the team down or nothing, but im pretty sure its safe to say that all we wanna do is fight and kill and have fun, right? I mean, winning is fun, but its what happens between the start and the end that really counts for me.
My favorite flavor of ork..is well with teraki sause and ranch..cause anit they kinda like a plants..they "sprout" like weeds
-Looks up from searching through pile of 'donated' organs and squiggly bits- PAIN BOY REPORTIN FER DUTY! Youz gotz the teef, I've gotz the tools! -Rams a shock prod into an open arm stump- Good as new!
Gets em in all sortz O flavahz too! Got some oil an de good stuff fer them glory gitz with dere rokkits an de burna boyz. Always plenty O blood ta go round fer da rest da boyz, Dok's special fer da warboss. Ehehehe lug it fasta den a choppa, stomp it bettah dena squiggoth an chop it bettah den da dreadiest dread! ARHARHARHAR.
