Got'z t' go wit' da Iron Sight Shoota, da wundaful sounds 'a 'TOKKA TOKKA TOKKA' are da sounds I can't wait t' hear!
Anyfing wut can make a proppa zog-load uv 'oles! Um. I mean, any weapon of suitable force to rain devastation upon my foes!
I luv mah dakka sames as any propa Ork. But dose machiney gunz gimmie 'eadache. Gimmie a fookin' HUGE 'and cannon ta blast sods ta bits!
I generally find I just can't decide between the blaze of shells and mind-numbing recoil of my Shoota and the intensely satisfying wry humour of ripping the hands off beakies. So I just tend to take both. But I am something of a traditionalist, wot.
I loiks dat kombi shoota wotz covered in keyz, explodin' fings while I dakka fings, I'll be a grot's dinna' if der' be anyfin' betta'