And the Chaos host at large doesent share your sentiments it seems, considering you are first on the list to get mauled. So again, worry about your own presence in this game Elf considering its shaping up to be negligable, and let us worry about our own.
Plus the fact that you want to help the Great Enemy, best if no Farseer finds out about your lil kissy kissy fest with us here.

no we should introduce them to our friend, she who thirsts. I'm sure she'd be estatic t see some new Eldar toys friends.

All I know for certain is that the Eldar were my favorite faction in DoW 1, favorite faction to crush that is. They are our eternal foe, and I for one have no desire to play nice.

For what is best in life?

And to hear he Lamentations of the Banshees!

Hello there fellow heretics.

I see we are doing much of the blasphemy today.

I have an idea, how about we destroy ourselves for chaos and fun? Yes? Good!

Praise be unto the blasphemous dark gods and other bad things!

Well it's worth a shot...

Let's start with you then see if we get bored.

LETS DESTROY Everyone at once. I mean it would suprise everyone if we did that

In full it says, "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going."

And I still say that first we make smurf jelly, then toast us some eldar ears and have lunch.

NO YOU NEED TO FIRST TOAST THE BREAD then apply the jelly to both piecees toast some eldar ears and put some fungus in the middle you need to have class

BREAD??!!!??!!! WHAT ARE WE, THE IMPERIAL GUARD??!!! We don't eat no stinking bread. Toasted eldar ears with Ultrasmurf jelly is as classy as it comes!

YOU HAVE TO PREPARE YOU INGREDIENTS FIRST OR IT WILL BE RAW DAMMIT YOU CANT. *Insert gordon ramsy picture*
But if we could do a clean sweap and then curb stomp the other factions it would be awsome