Behold the arrogance of our enemies! Our greatest advantage, their own pompous bravado, believing themselves the masters of their own fate when they are but dust on the breeze, a paltry speck in the eyes of our gods. There is naught but death and madness to be had in this galaxy, and as they forsake the glorious insanity of chaos they are left with nothing but death.
Why would we make jokes? amusement and fun is merely a waste of valuable time that could be used productively...
You're right, i usually like oiling my Bolter with Eldar blood; very effective, cleans out the dust and dirt
...I think you took a wrong turn in the Webways. Why don't you ask that daemonette over there for directions?
YOU FOOL, THE MARINES MUST BE EXTERMINATED, THEY WORSHIP THE FALSE GOD THEY CALL EMPORER, HE SITS DEAD UPON HIS THRONE AND THEY WAGE ETERNAL WAR IN HIS NAME! BLASPHEMY, FOR OUR GODS ARE NOT DEAD, KHORNE REWARDS THOSE WHO MAKE THE BLOOD FLOW, NURGLE BLESSES US WITH HIS PESTULANCE, TZEENTCH EVER BRINGS US CHANGE, AND SLAANESH, WELL SLAANESH IS AN ELDAR SCREWING FREAK, BUT HES MORE REAL THEN THEIR DEAD EMPORER!
