Hello you zenos filth... I have come here to ask what do you spore carrying waiking mushrooms want to become? What do you want to look like killing and rampaging across the Imperium? Ive asked this same question for chaos and space marines, don't worry eldar your next space elves...
I take that is a "Grot" or small squishy green mushroom thing that you stomp on... well good luck with that and all. Maybe you can hitch a ride on a ork boy and just shoot at everything on top of him. Kinda smart if you think about it. more time to be alive if your with a Ork nob or a ork boy. but you might be eaten soo...
Mah ork is gonna need all kinds of bits and gubbins that serve no purpose outside satisfying my need to look as killy as possible. Plus the more battle damaged he ends up looking after a fight the better.
love too see you try, mushroom thing you... The Emperor has blessed my knee caps and shins to withstand all lag biting orks.