welp considerin da fact dat der av been entire wars over which god is which yay we fight each other alot
Life cycle of an Ork: • Birth by spore • Initial growth to Boyhood • Continued grow until slapped around by a bigger Ork • Fight • Fight • Grow • Fight • Grow • Fight • Fight • Grow • Grow • Become Nob • Fight • Fight • Grow • Fight • Become Boss • Waaaaagh!
Ork Kultur is very rich! Orks paint, build their banners and other monuments to Orkkind, and compose Musik! Yes, they are truly enlightened beings! When we take back the galaxy I'll make a special preserve for them. In the Eye of Terror. The'll be happy to fight the daemons, I'm sure.
Orks. Orks grow in violence, they get bigger and stronger by fighting, thus, when they run out of enemies they just start fighting eachother until one of them becomes successful enough he dwarfs the other Orks in size and power. Being bigger and stronger than everyone else makes up 99% of the qualifications for leadership in Ork Kulture, so after a period of infighting the Biggest Baddest Ork will kill or dominate the other Orks, take control of the planet, get bored and start building space ships so he can go find someone new and exciting to fight. And Orks left on the planet will begin the cycle anew.
Orkz be alwayz winnin', even if de win ain't the win. uh, scratch dat, when 'e're not winnin'! 'e're not winnin'! How doz we win then? Skargrim confuzed.
Orks win by being and doing what they are best at, fighting and dieing so that the cycle can continue. If orks don;t fight, its as if they are depressed and become malformed and runty. If they don't die, they don;t release the spores to create more of themselves! Its nice being a fungi like sentient life form with simple needs...
persunly I'z loik me a good bit ov readin if deres nuffin ta foight maybe go 'ang out wif da dark eldarz fer a bit, doze guyz are kool.
I fink iz not 'earin you right? You sayz you want to read 'nd join sum pointy ear gitz? Somefing ain't right 'ere. I fink dem Eldar gitz been skullwashing this git inta finking he's not an Ork. Iz givin youz one chance to sayz otherwise before I croak ya gud!
