Sniping doesn't strike me as an Orkish tactic. They're about getting in there and putting boots to asses. Who needs sniper rifles when you can flood an enemy sniper with tens of thousands of rounds of daka?
HEY DERE LADZ, BULLY MAYZ 'ERE NOW I 'EAR YOU 'AVE A BIT OF A PROBL'M WIT SUM WEEDY GITZ PLINKIN' AWAY AT YER MOB WITZ TINY DAKKA GUNS AND NOT 'EVA WANTIN' TA GET GOOD AN' STOMPY WIT YA. ANY REAL LAD KNOWZ DAT DESE 'SINPAS' IS JUST INSECURE WIT DERE ABILITY TO KRUMP WIT DA REAL BOYZ AND DEY GET ALL DED SNEAKY AND NEVA EVEN GET A GOOD EYE ON LAD, AN WORSE DEY NEVA EVEN USE PROPPA DAKKA... WELL HAS BULLY MAYZ GOT DA 'TING FER YOU. ARE YOU HAVIN PROBLEMS WITH DA SNEEKY GITZ? ARE YOU JUST NOT FINDIN DAT LOTS A'DAKKA IS REMOVING 'UMIE SNIPAS, WELL LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO BOMB SQUIGGS. YES BOMB SQUIGGS, ANGRY, ONERY, MEAN, AND HOSTILE, ALSO ANGRY. STRAP SUMTHIN WIT A BIG OL'BOOM AND SET'EM LOOSE. WHILE IT'S NOT KRUMPEN'EM YERSELF ITS THE NEXT BEST THING AND AS A BONUS SUMTIMES DEY GET CONFUSED AND BLOW UP OTHER LADZ, WHICH IS ALWAYS GREAT FER A LAFF. SO YOU GET A BIG BOOM, SOMETIMES YER RIVAL NOBZ GET BLOWED UP AND MOST OF THE TIME THE SNIVVLIN LITTLE SNIPA GETS BLOWN TA PIECES, WHAT MORE COULD YA WANT. ORDER NOW AND YOU WILL GET NOT ONLY A 2 PACK OF BOMB SQUIGGS YOU WILL ALSO GET A FREE GROT ROKKIT. 'CAUSE IF MAKING THE WEEDY GITZ BLOW'EMSELVES IS WRONG I DON'T NEVER WANNA BE RIGHT.
