ALROIGH' YE PANZY GROTZ! DIS IS YOUR BOY THURAKZ SPEEKIN' Warboss shouldapad is nowhere ta be seen so I iz puttin' tagetha a WAAAGHparty loike no ovvah waaaghparty dis weekend. You wanna krump sum boyz, well we'z gonna FRUMP 'EM instead. Dere only one rule dat we 'ave durin' dis waaghparty. Dere ain't no fing as winnin' or losin'. All dat mattahs iz dat we 'ave fun. Dat means dat every match is gonna use a tacktickle manoovah. In wun match, we're gonna be an entire waaaghparty of stormboyz. In annovah, we're only using sneak gitz or an entire teem of kannons. Yu wanna join dat upcomin' waagh loike it nobody bsns? JUST SAY SO!
Well look at that. Is this a new war boss I see in the making. Just remember to speak in orky in chat. I rather miss it.
