DEN USE A JUMP ASSAULT ON DA KANNONS! OH LOOK YOUZ WIN! CUZ UNLIKE A PLASMA CANNON SPACE MARINE ....LOOTAS CANT WIN ONCE YOUZ GET INTO MELEE WIFF EM! BUT AS A PLASMA CANNON OR DEVESTATOR I CAN D SUPER BASH AND MOW EM DOWN
I dunno lad, I saw sumpfin da uva day dat made me grin like a madboy. One a dem 'umie stormgitz got stuck in wiv da boyz 'oldin' da wallz uv dat big 'umie fort. (Da one wiv da snazzy pikshur uv deyr panzy emprah.) Blew all 'iz fite-e-ness skrappin' wiv one slugga boy, den fought 'e wuz gonna get sum easy krumpin' in on da kannon boyz. But den it wuz da most glo-rios fing. Git got 'iz chain-choppa blade stuck on one uv dem kannon barrelz, an' da rest uv dem gitz just got to kurb-stompin' 'im. I kouldn't stop laffin'! Seein' lootaz krump a git is pretty zoggin' funny, but seein' free of em stompin' a storm git... Ahh. My loife is kom-plete now. I can die a 'appy git. (About dat kannon shoota dough, I 'ere dem 'umiez alwayz whingin' on about it when I'z deep be'ind deyr linez engaged in kunnin' stealf. I gotta give it to em, it'z da one proppa 'ard shoota dem gitz-for-mekboyz we got 'ave bashed togeva so far. Why dey can't figurz out 'ow ta use dat big splashy burna dey got to da same kunnin' effect dough iz beyond me. I'd loik ta lootz one a doze for meself. Datz one flash bit o' kit, roit dere.)
Dunno... Even when running the Cannon Deffgun it feels to easy honestly. Long-Range, Out of nowhere instakill Infantry, Anti-Vehicle of fuck-ya does seem a little too powerfull, huh? Either the Shot has a longer Travel-time or it shouldn't kill you out of your bleedmeter if you ask me... but i guess nobody does in a Cannon-deffgun worship thread
Love the part where they said we should be just CQC specialists when everyone knows that melee is utter crap.... okay you know what they wanna do that alright but give orks a shotgun then we will show you some close combat you emperor loving gits. Whats that no shotgun? Then suck it up.
The kannon only feels easy when people don't pay attention and keep coming back - in groups - to the exact same place where I blew them up seconds ago. That was a good kill streak, mind you, I was out of ammo before going out of targets to kill, but... just a little suppression and I wouldn't have been able to hit crap.
