WE ORKZ DON ASK FER MUCH, WE DUNN NEED NO OVERPOWA'D DAKKA(DOE WE NEEDZ MOR!!) AN WE DUNN NEED NONE OV DAT SUPA ARMOR OR PLASMA NONSENCE, WOT WE RELLY, RELLY NEEDZ DA MOST.... ...IZ HATZ! BOWLER HATZ! COSMETIC GOBZ! TOP 'ATZ! USHANKA 'ATZ! PIRATE 'ATZ! COMMISAR 'ATZ! _ALL_ DA 'ATZ!!!! DIZ IZ WOT DA ORKZ WONT DEVS. MORR 'ATZ.
And goggles. IZ NEED MOAR GOGGLEZ! AD GOGGLEZ TO YAL HATZ UND MOAR! IZ WANT GOGGLEZ ON GOGGLEZ WITH ELDAR HAT ON TOP OF IT!
Well freebooters are nice. But I recall kaptain badtruck or something like dat on tabletop? flash gits and freebooterz were still pretty popular before dow. However, I do have a soft spot for kaptain bluddflagg, mister nailbrain, and young master spookum. The dialogues were amasing. I would to like commissar hats, inquisitor's hats, pirates hats (and squig parrot!!) and different version of goggles or helmet with goggles. That would be nice.
CYBORK COSMETIC OPTIONS! CYBORK EYES, ARMZ LEGZ! CUSTOM SKIN FER A SHOOTA THATZ ATTACHED TO YUR ARM AT DA ELBOW! DA POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!
You, my good ork, are a mindreada. 'ES RIGHT! GIVES US ALL DA HEAD GUBBINZ AND DA MEKKY GUBBINZ, OR WE'LL KRUMP YA GOOD! I NEEDZ ME FREEBOOTA HAT! A FREEBOOTA AIN'T COMPLETE WIVOUT HIS BELOVED HAT!