Welcome to the forums, Mr Pointy Ears. It's nice that you use the battlecry of Abaddons followers but I somehow assume it has to do with the fact that your kind has been everywhere at one point. Anyway, you should join me for a cookie party, because cookies, that's why!
I guess that this Cookie crusade is gonna be one of several... Welcome to this social media, inferiour. iam Zcee nook, you may have heard of me? no? I AM "ZCEE NOOK", LAST OF THE GREAT EXTERMINATORS, PHAERON OF THE IMMORTAL SACARELIC DYNASTIE... and part time doctor, but my paitents never seems to return... nevermind... May i claim your Spirit stone from your souless body and power my new generation of supreme Necrons...
There is no such thing as an unjust cookie crusade. As long as someone touches my sweet chocolate cookies, there can only be war! ò.ó
And with that reply was the Secound Cookie war spawned into action, not even the Dark gods could guess how this war could change everything, As the Eldar and Chaos forces clashed into batte with one another non of them saw the pointlessness of the subject, Yet to late to be withdrawn both forces refuseing to let go of the legendary Relics. The battle lasted Days, turned into weeks. Eldar figthing Chaos, Chaos looking for Eldar.... Eldar ambushes and so on... This was only the beginning of the end for both forces. then the Silent horde Decented opun them.
You know how Kharn the Betrayer won't die as easily, his corpse standing up again, demanding more Blood in the name of the Master of Slaughters? Well... I'm basically the same when it comes to my cookies. Don't even try it!
AS manytimes the Chaos Champion was slain, he arised agian, like a Space hulk being torn towards a planets Gravity to simpely return to space... The unholy Warriors seems to follow his every command dispite his many deaths, the fanatic followers of chaos moved toward the ever fleeing Eldar. The Migthy space Hamster didnt die. Wraith lords torn asunder by his wrath, Warpspiders crushed by the boots of the champion. and several aspect warriours units fell underneath his Great Carnage... how many is unknown.. there was very little that remained to be counted. What in the Galaxy could stop this monster? Would his hunger for Cookies never end?
Ahah *sigh* your mind will have been crushed to a pulp by a simple movement of a finger before you even raise your bolter
