They'v ggiv'n uz the baziz fer brutally cunnin tacticz'nd cunningly brutal taktikz fer ztompin very gud gitz lik'ya!
Dey'z dun loadz fer me. Dey keep me safe, an' make sure I get loadz of gubbinz to loot, s'kuz I'm wearin' blue, see? Dey also blessed my wiv an enemy ta fight wiv wurdz jus' now. Dat's you of course. Now, yer turn, humie. Wot 'ave da Dark godz ever done fer you, eh? The bantering is fun, but let's not go too far off topic.
Okay boyz, now ya'z pushin' it. If ya sorry lot doesn't stop ya role-yaperring, I might as well just dakka da 'ole bloddy fread an' call it a day. So, find some suggestiuns or get da zog out of dis 'ere fread!
If i ever play an ork there will be the customary WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! and DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA! and that all i know about your foul kind
"MORE DAKKA!""WAAAAAAAAAAGH!""GET 'EM BOYZ!""ORKS ARE MADE 4 ROKKIN!""STOMP TEH 'OMIES!""SOFT ELDA, GET STOMP!""DA DARK GODZ NOT GONNA SAVE YA NAW!!""GRATER 'OOD, WATZ DAT?, STOMP IT!" (if the Tau are in the game)