I wish I could get some action...but nobody wants to wage war by my side

Perhaps you should change your name Gutless isn't really an attractive name for women or glory

Hahaha, I'd love to keep a pet ork or snotling around just to make me laugh

Ill have you know I am in a stable relationship with a rock. Its battle I'm having trouble with. Every Ork should be allowed to fight- what do you mean I'm not an Ork? I have green skin and everything, so what if it's dyed?
I suspect you have trouble with fraternising due to the fact that Nurgle has 'blessed' you with having your bits rotted off.

I may be blessed by Nurgle but Slaanesh blessed my with eternal perfection

For all we know ol' Slannesh could have blessed you a very different type of sexual organ... or several.

FOR MORK'S SAKE YA GITZ! I SED "NO ROLEPLAYIN'", SO GET TO IT AN' GET SHOUTIN'!


"Am sekurin' da point!" (Taking a point)
"Dis place is ours!" (Taking a fortification)
"Dis sorry rok now belong to da Orks! WAAAAAGH!" (Taking a large Territory)

'Eadshot! (Headshot)
"Ya can't hide from ME!" (Enemy using invisibility when within target crosshairs)
"BLAM!" Get id? Ya know, like da blackclad humies? No? Awright den..." (Rare reaction to handgun kill)

"Boss! Wez bein shot at!" I will probably say over and over just cause it'll crack me up. That and sing "Orkz Orkz Orkz Orkz" while running around.

But i hope there is a WAAAAGH button so i don't have to shout it at ll hours of the night.

Maybe have the "WAAAAAGH!" be the ork version of "CHARGE!" or "FOR THE EMPEROR!"?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!