"Fankz boss. Ya evah fought dem stumpy beard gitz? I hope da Boss has us killin' dem N umiez." Bludy was very light and gangly, like all of his kind. Luckily for him, he was above average in hight. Meaning he was a Goblin boss, when orcs weren't around. Being helped showed weakness, but it also meant he had a potential ally already. 'Off ta a good start so far. Dis WAAAGH ezn't so bad.' Blud-eyz thought.
Smuel skarbreaka) "Oy i ave foght dem beardiez befor dey haz good choppaz dey even haz a shiny helmet but dey iz just simple umiez and all umiez cant last against the big green" smuel laughs and pats blud eyz on the bacl accidentally pushing him forward and he finishes his meat stick wo he chucks it like a javalin into the nearest trees
You lot IZ talkin' bout da beardies well ZOG I zogging 'ate dem. Dey 'ace loads an' loads a guns and da ain't got no kinght boys like the elves or the umies. 'Ave YA eva seen a umie kinght knocked of 'is 'orse ? Dey can't do anyfing wiff dere lances ey ahahahahaha. Sorry bout dat gobo didn't notice YA DERE ya shouldn't stand in front a me ZOGGIN boar ! Also i-I-is dere any trolls round ERE ?*takes swig of grog*
Grimlug, who's mind was already addled by the all the grog he drank, slurred, "Yeah.....stoopid stunties.....alwayz.....muckin' about wiv dere shiny fings an'......I ain't neva.......eh......wot?" With that, the orc passes out and hits the floor face first with a loud thud.
"Eh GIT cant 'old 'is grog hahahahaha". The orc hefts the passed out boy onto a rock "dere YA go. Anyoo anyun know where da shaman iz?"
Ooc: are teeth still used as currency for orcs in fantasy I'm not amazing well versed in fantasy lore so if someone could clear that up it'd be great
Ooc: thanks man Kinght killa looks over at the sleeping orc before quickly ripping/knocking every last roof from his head and hopping back on his boar. "Where is da black smith I need ta get me a new choppa hahahaha "
