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Warhammer Fantasy:orks & Goblins Rp

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  1. Kaptin Primorkagorka DaKaptin Well-Known Member

    OOC: Boyz gotta eat. Share a cup of grog wiff da boyz... N a certain Goblin.
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  2. Loadza Dakka Skull_Splitta Well-Known Member

    (OOC: Edited my character profile on page 6. I've also changed his "doesn't get along well" negative trait. He's still a grumpy old sod, but not so grumpy that he can't have a conversation with anyone. This is the only time I'll change it. I've also never done an actual RP before, so I hope I don't zog things up too much.)

    (Grimlug)
    Grimlug stood outside of his slaughterhouse, waiting for the hunters to drag in the carcasses. Boars, and big ones. "Dese oughta feed da lads fer a few days." Grimlug thought. "Oi, 'urry up! I ain't got all day, and if da boyz go 'ungry cos you lot can't pull yer own weight it'll be your arse feedin' em!" Naturally the hunters started to pick up the pace, they knew Grimlug would not hesitate to turn them into orc chops. To him, meat is meat.

    As the hunters were dropping off the boars, Grimlug could hear some bantering to the fire nearest him. He walked up to see what was all the ruckus. "Wot's wiv all da noise 'ere, you been drinkin too much grog?" Grimlug had been had been busy all day, chopping up meat to feed an army. Not that he minded, he loved hacking limbs, but the Boss had put him hard at work. He wanted an army of strong, well fed warriors, and feeding this many orcs was hard work, not to mention unappreciated. "Bah, da 'ell wiv it. I could use a drink er two." He eyed the rabble with his good eye, and stared particularly at the goblin. "You lot look like you could use some feedin. 'Ang on, an' I'll get somefing fer us to eat."

    He came back later with a large haunch of meat. He put it on a spit, and hung it over the fire. "One of me finest cuts, dat iz. You should fank me for it, ain't often I give free meat, 'specially good meat like dis. Now, you, runty! 'And me some grog, dere's a good lad!"

    (OOC: Let me know if I'm doing something wrong.)
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  3. Kaptin Primorkagorka DaKaptin Well-Known Member

    - Blud-eyz
    Bludy picked up an abandoned cup, quickly filled it with Grog, and rushed it to the Cook Ork.
    "Eer ya go Meat Boss. Detz som fine meaty bitz, don't mind eff ey eatz som ov et?" Blud-eyz said with caution. Orcs liked not having to get their own drinks, and food, and war paint... Lazy berserkers. Bludy knew his best chance at getting anything more than a scrap was to befriend the cook.
    "Smells like boar meatz. Ey likez dem boars, best raw n fresh."
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  4. Loadza Dakka Skull_Splitta Well-Known Member

    (Grimlug)
    Grimlug raised an eyebrow at the goblin. "Ya want some meat, eh?" He yanks a bit of flesh off and holds it above his head. "C'mon den, 'elp yerself! Harharhar! Ah, 'ere ya go." Grimlug tosses the meat to Blud-eyz.
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  5. (Smuel skarbreaka)
    Smuel got quiet when the butcher came by hes heard the tales and he didnt want to become another snack so he just sat and stared at grim lug and blud eyz from a distance worried if they were plotting against him and started plotting against their plot against him even though their was no plot in the first place @DaKaptin @Skull_Splitta

    (Ooc i changed his hatered towards smaller things to paranoia)
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  6. Bossaroo bossaroo Well-Known Member

    If I can join here is my char.

    Name: knight killa
    Tribe name: rok burpas
    Class: boar boy
    Starting equipment:boar, choppa , sheild , leather arma
    Advantages: 1 an expirenced killer of kinghts can easily kill cavalry
    2 dwarf killa can easily get over sheild walls having participated in many battles
    3 can easily navigate terrian
    Disadvantages : 1 hates snipers has to always kill them first
    2 afraid of trolls

    Kinght killa is an expiereced orc warrior his face shows it from all the scars that are there. Slightly taller than normal orcs. The boar he rides is as scared as he is.
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  7. Kaptin Primorkagorka DaKaptin Well-Known Member

    OOC: Whoops, didn't see the new posts! Hey Bossaroo!
    - Blud-eyz
    Bloody held his hands out greedily, ready to catch the tasty boar meat. However, he had underestimated the size and was quickly knocked on his ass. The hunk of meat resting upon and pinning him to the ground.
    "Uh, would one ov you Boyz lift me up? Youz can ave som ov me meatz... a lil bit..." *looks back and fourth shiftily*

    Unknown to Smuel, someone one was plotting against him. Or to be more precise, something thing. Fingrz the Squig was eying his digits with a hungry stare.
    This squig was hungry and wasn't gonna ask next time. Guard your fingers and toes all!
  8. Bossaroo bossaroo Well-Known Member

    Ooc I'm just hopping in

    The boar boar bursts into the area atop his boar trampoline a few goblins before dismounting and shouting "I needz a drink a grog" !
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  9. Kaptin Primorkagorka DaKaptin Well-Known Member

    - Blud-etz
    "Ya zoggin git! Bout trampled me meatz n bitz! Ey ought ta stikk ya... wiff som grog boss?" Bludy's anger subsided when he saw the large orc writing the snorting warboar. Which was eying him and his meat. Because of the meat to because of the attitude, it was hard to tell.
    Blud-eyz handed the new orc a cup of Grog. Making sure it was full to the brim.
  10. (Smuel skarbreaka) smuel skarbreaka walks over and helps out his little goblin friend "oy good one on ye mate u waz almozt mush" smuel starts laughing completely ignoring the boar orc @bossaroo
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