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Warhammer Fantasy:orks & Goblins Rp

Discussion in 'Role Playing' started by Vintage, Mar 10, 2015.

  1. Kaptin Primorkagorka DaKaptin Well-Known Member

    - Blud-Eyz
    "Easy big boss, Ey'm just ere fer som pointy bit fer me shooty stikkz. Ain't reason ta fuss. Got five shinny new teef fer a some ard bitz."
    Fingers took great offense to this kick. Hell hath no fury like a squig's scorn. As Bludy stated to bargain with the smith, fingrz found a back filled corner and squeezed between them. After doing his business, new spores should form and later infest the smithy with a new generation of squigs... or at least stink worse for the next few weeks.
    "Ey wouldn't go out der just yet, Hoody." Looking at the orc blacksmith, Bludy finished this next part in orc gibberish.
    [I say old bean. As I travelled among camp and our fellows, I came upon a dreadful sorts! A gent no different from you nor I, fell from the sky in a heap. T'would appear a larger one has started a ghastly round of 'Kick our Betters.' The nerve!] It was mostly a series of sputters and raspberry blowing. (lolz)
    "Best wez wait et out den make fer a fire bit, da other boyz der will be drinkin' Grog n not kicking."
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  2. GIT'RENCH
    Git'rench walks into the blacksmiths tent, taking out a bag of teeth for the ork
    "OI, I want a 'Elmet for my boar."
    He glances down at the goblins that apparently seem to enjoy visiting the blacksmith. He is still holding his massive maul over his shoulder, while he tears another piece off the horse leg
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  3. After finishing the business with the goblins, the blacksmith looked to the ork that just entered. He listened to his demands and sighed, grabbing a spare bore snout plate from one of his chests. "Et ain't pretty, but et workz" the blacksmith said, handing the boar helm to the ork. He then walked back to return working on the other various pieces of armor he had been requested on, smashing the metal against the iron anvil.
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  4. GIT'RENCH
    Git'rench grabs the snout plate and examins it. He nods and hands over a bag of teeth before he heads out from the
    tent. He walks over to the boar pens and walks up to his massive boar.. he puts on the armor without any real issue, the boar is used to him and don't really mind him soo much. He grins and nods... clearly liking the result
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  5. Loadza Dakka Skull_Splitta Well-Known Member

    -Grimlug

    Grimlug was in the middle of downing his fourth cup of grog when something caught his eye. It was big, spiky, and it sounded heavy. He got up to examine the object. It was quite clearly a gauntlet of some kind, and upon further inspection he found that it was the gauntlet belonging to none other than the boss orc that gave them so much bother with the troll business. "Hah, well ain't dis me lucky day! " He looked around to see if anyone was watching. He didn't want to bring to anyone's attention that he got his claws on a very valuable item. He wanted to return to his tent and put it somewhere safe, but he couldn't just leave a good keg of grog unguarded. So he did the only thing that seemed logical. He hefted the keg over his shoulder, and trudged on back to his tent with his 'shiny' new gauntlet. Meanwhile the meat was still cooking over the fire, and the smell of it might very easily grab the attention of any hungry greenskin patrolling the area.
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  6. The boar adjusts to the new heavy armour on his snout, and as he shakes his large fur coat, he sneezes a large spew of snot and mucus at Git'Rench, covering some of his lower body in sticky green substances. The boar then looks up to him curiously and makes several squealing noises gleefully.


    As Grimlug took the his new prized possession back to his tent, he was stopped by another ork and a small snotling that happened to be one of the snotlings that was fighting over the piece of armour from earlier. The ork pounded his fists as he looked at grimlug, at the same time eyeing the nob's gauntlet. "So you'z da 'un dat took me gauntlet 'way from me snotlin! Give et 'ere before Iz give ya a good krumpin!", this ork boy seemed to be around the same size as grimlug, however he was better armoured, with two clanking metal boots and a chainmail vest adding to his defense.

    The snotling beside him jumped around joyfully, excited to see a fight between the two brutish orks.
  7. Loadza Dakka Skull_Splitta Well-Known Member

    OOC: Aw hell....

    -Grimlug

    Grimlug looked the orc up and down, sizing him up to see if he could take him on. He decided not to risk it, he had too much grog to fight and even if he didn't the orc had much better armour than he did. "Fine, 'ave yer stupid gauntlet." He dropped it on the ground next to the snotling, and trudged off back to his tent. When he was out of earshot he murmured "He better hope he can 'unt worth a damn, 'cause I sure as 'ell ain't givin 'im anyfing." He suddenly remembered that he still had one other stolen possession. The choppa that used to belong to the big boss. He pulled it out and ran his fingers along the edge. "Least I still got dis. Nice an' sharp this one.....wonder if it can cut through chainmail....."
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  8. (Lol I was expecting you to fight him, oh well)

    The snotling gleefully picked up the gauntlet and handed it to the large ork, the ork then kicked the snotling off into the distance as he laughed and walked elsewhere in the warcamp. Inspecting the gauntlet with curiosity.
  9. Bossaroo bossaroo Well-Known Member

    Zunik after quite a while found a goblin shopkeep.
    "Ello dere da ya appen ta ave a mace and sheild on ye ? I gotz plenty a teef ta pay for it." Zunik looks the goblin shopkeep over seeing nothing specail about him. When suddenly a snotling lamded next to him " git outta here " zunik punches the snotling and loots the one toof it has on it.
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  10. The goblin merchant looks at the hooded night goblin and his aggression towards the snotling, watching as he pulls the tooth straight from the snotling's mouth. Some of the blood from the tooth leaks over a small piece of scrap armour and the goblin replies "Oi ya git, Iz aint 'avin you round 'ere dirtying up all me thingz!". He manages to settle down and grumpily listens to the night goblin's requests, sighing and grabs a small wooden club with several metal spikes peeking from the round center, and a wooden shield with a round metal rim, leaving plenty of insignia carving space for the shield's center.

    The goblin merchant chuckles as he says "Stolez em straight from 'un a da big 'unz, dey didnt seez me kummin et all! Hehehehehe!!"

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