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Warhammer Fantasy:orks & Goblins Rp

Discussion in 'Role Playing' started by Vintage, Mar 10, 2015.

  1. Bossaroo bossaroo Well-Known Member

    The goblin proceeds to run around bashing and ripping out teef of the fallen orcs and looting their satchels. The goblins luck allows him to gain a medium amount of teef and baubles ( ooc: I'll let you define how many teef is a medium amount and what the baubles are ).he proceeds to greet the group of orcs and goblin. "Ello Gitz YA made a proppa mess ERE 'ow are YA ?" The night goblin greets them relatively nicely
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  2. (Cant really put a finite amount of teeth, I suppose a medium amount of teef would buy decent/average stuff)
  3. Kaptin Primorkagorka DaKaptin Well-Known Member

    - Blud-eyz
    Having been tossed like a rag doll, Bludy was left widened and fighting a throbbing pain in his left hand. Landing painfully upon it. Fingrz the squig found his master and licked him back to reality.
    "Fingrz? Where be da Troll?"
    The squig motioned to the cliff edge and then to the abandoned great choppa of the orc nob.
    "Well faff, dat didn't go like Ey wanted. Wez should take day choppa back ta da boss n blame dat git fer killin' da troll... but den da boss will get mad dat wez failed."
    Hearing Grimlug's plan, Bludy edged closer to him in an attempt to blend in. "Datz a good plan boss! Wiff da troll gone, da boyz can take dem caves fer a WAAAGH! Let'z get back befur et getz too bright."

    That's when the Night Goblin revealed himself, having cut through the fleeing orcs. He was bigger than Blud-eyz, which wasn't a good sign for the Goblin's dreams of being a mob boss. A rival has emerged!
    "Wot do youz want tunnel rat?"
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  4. Bossaroo bossaroo Well-Known Member

    " oi oi oi 'oo YA callin' a tunnel rat !!!" The night goblin draws his mace and sheild " look at me iz comin down ERE YA elp YA out and den dis ERE Snotling calls me a tunnel rat !! YA seein' dis * he gestures to grimlug* ey wot YA DOIN ?"
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  5. Loadza Dakka Skull_Splitta Well-Known Member

    Grimlug looked down at the Blud-eyz. "Oi, yous still alive? Ida fought dat crash woulda killed a runt like you. Yer 'arder dan ya look." He looked back at the corpse of the boar boy. "Can't say da same fer 'im though. We can't go back to da Boss, or atleast we can't tell 'im wot happened. Even though it weren't our fault, he'd kill us anyways. I says we turn back, an' pretend we 'ad nuffin ter do wiv dis. Say we wos off 'unting, er somethin. Yeah." Grimlug pulled out the choppa that was stuck in the ground and admired it. "Be a right shame if dis were left be'ind. Can't say it suits me, though. Maybe we'z can get some teef fer dis."

    Then suddenly a Night Goblin approached them and greeted them. The two goblins started bickering, which was very amusing for Grimlug. When the Night Goblin inquired the butcher about what he was doing, he replied, "Wot'm I doin? Well, I wos out 'ere ter get a troll wot just fell off dat cliff, but you didn't 'ear dat from me. Question iz, wot're you doin sneakin about? Did you 'ave somethin ter do wit dis?" He looked back at Blud-eyz. "Can't trust em cave-skulkin gobbos. Buncha loony gits, dey are."
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  6. Kaptin Primorkagorka DaKaptin Well-Known Member

    - Blud-eyz
    Bludy raised his own weapon, bow and stringing an arrow. Fingrz growled angrily at the newcomer for insulting his meat provider.
    "Hoo youz kallin' a snot ya hoody! Wez didn't ask fer ya 'Elp! Ey'm Blud-Eyz n wez fight fer da new WAAAGH!! datz gonna stop all da puny umiez n stumpy beardz n pointy ear gitz!"
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  7. Bossaroo bossaroo Well-Known Member

    The goblin perks up considerably at the mention of "new waaagh!!" And "stumpy beards" " why didn't ya zogging tell me YA was part a da new waaagh Id a elped YA soona ! *the goblin holsters the sheild and mace* Zunik ERE !"
    " da reason dis ere 'cave sulka' was lurkin bout iz cause I wuz goin YA da waaagh cuz I eard dey WUZ gonna kill da stumpies so I came ERE. I eard YA wuz 'aving some trouble dealin wiff ow YA tell da boss" the goblin holds out a few teef and gestures around " we just say we wuz krumpin da unrulies. We ain't even lying " the goblin grins and gestures friendly " YA want some ?" The goblin asked as he gestures to the corpse loot.
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  8. (Is it bad that every time I read all of your posts in an orky accent? lol)

    Unfortunately for the boyz, leaving the WAAAGH!!! was not an option, they would have to return to the warcamp and face the consequences, or die a slow death in the barren valleys of the dark lands.

    Dawn was soon approaching, it would be best to return to the camp now before having to meet any undesirables such as chaos dwarves.
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  9. Bossaroo bossaroo Well-Known Member

    " well den da day iz comin up so we betta get back ta camp day is a comin an' I don't feel LOIkE dealin' wiff 'ordes and 'ordes a spikey beards show up an' krump us. We just bring back teef an' look scratched up an' say we wuz krumpin' unrulies or betta yet say weez wuz gonna get da troll but da nob took da troll an' ran off stealin it fa 'imself." Zunik explains "anyoo which way iz da canp since I dunt know where da zog it iz "
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  10. Kaptin Primorkagorka DaKaptin Well-Known Member

    - Blud-Eyz
    "Least etz a believable excuse... let'z get goin' boyz. Maybe der'z still moar ov dat grog left."
    Bludy, looted bodies for particularly big teef. Finding only three of actual worth. It wasn't a lot, but it was a start. The only other thing of worth he found was a 'Ard elbow pad, small enough to fit his shoulder.
    With Fingrz at his side, Bludy made his way back to camp. "Best not get caught en da twilight. Messes wiff yer eyez bad loik. Specially youz Hoody."
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