Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Lord-Templar, Nov 18, 2013.
SM: Guardsman, you don't think you're over-compensating for something?
That part is a bit sad if you think about it, the guardsmen is over compensating , over compensating for the fact that on average he will live 18 hours or less
He might actually be thinking "I'm overcompensating? Wait til you meet a Primaris Marine, then let's see who ends up 'over-compensating'!"
I know what that Astarte is probably thinking.
>Purple irises evidence of albinism
>albinism is a form of congenital disorder.
>a congenital disorder is proof that the specimen, perhaps unknowingly, has decided to deviate from the norms of human biology
>Deviation in such a manner is both insubordination and mutation
> Remember to write to Guardsman No 133742's Commanding Officer stating that he should be transferred to an Auxiliary unit of Abhumans after immediate chemical castration and as punishment for the insubordination, be given the task of providing sponge-baths for the detachment's Ogryns for the rest of his life.
More likely, "Glowing Purple eyes are a classic sign of Possession. Especially with that blank look upon his face. I'll just slowly reach for my Bolt Pistol....."
Ho come one if we were to actually follow that logic, Cadia would have already fallen since the first black crusade because of the lack of population taking normal and vital roles in the guard. XD
There's actually a full subreddit dedicated to 40k memes...
Still not enough Dakka for your average Ork!