I'd rather be a dickless green cockney then a bright floral pink grim reaper that gets reamed by demons reminiscent of Caitlyn Jenner.

Well we actually pimp slap the daemons into submission.

Unless you're the Warboss, however, you're the one getting bitch slapped into compliance by someone in Ork Kulture.

I know, I know, that's why I am myself (Alpha Legion suckers )

last time I checked the ones getting worshiped were the booby gods, not the slashfic nightmares.

I can almost hear fulgrim whispering "nothin personel kid"

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I AM ALPHARIUS

What about being a several thousand years old nerd leading armies of mummies!

AllPhallus ?

don't talk like that about the emp-
wait that goes both ways

AllPhallus and Omegod
(what you see and your reaction)

Cant stop laughing you bastards!