Here's a thing. Da Real Wurld 40k by Paul Wauntland @Deviantart. I think someone posted a page from it previously. It's old, short and not being updated anymore. But I still share it because I found it amusing so maybe others will too.
What the grossly incandescent Emp does in his spare time while on the throne...sends his spirit self to challenge other great figures to contests. Emperor of Mankind vs Optimus Prime by Axcido at deviantart. Callidus is at it again. Here she is using orky sneaky strategery to infiltrate orks. I don't see any flamers to do Spy Checks. Surely she'll be fine after she stomps that boy.