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War Weekend 2 - Orks - 8/11-13!

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Katzu_HSM, Jul 31, 2017.

  1. Pay 'tenshun wen I'z TALKIN!

    So I'z out krackin' sum Spikey skullz, takin ova a buildin' all by m'self - cuz nun'a you gits seemz ta be doin' much - And dis Spikey 'Umie name uv Zurf er Zuff er sommat he goes an' kicks me bad leg from unda me and shoots me in da gob! I krumped 'im good latah, but can ya imagine da nerve a dis Spikey Boy!

    Wuz a good fight, tho. If ya seez 'im out an' about, krump im once real good fer me!

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    So 'bout da Waaagh!; right. You lot 'ave been doing a good job - I guess - but da Warboss seemz ta fink you lot can do bettah! See, dat Spikey Boy Base is all da way ovah der, and we'z jes in da middle. Dat won't do at all, ladz! Gets ta fightin', cuz when we'z fightin', we'z winnin'!

    Kaptain Gutzcleava
    Kaptain uv da Dred Choppa

    Oh yeah; an I still want me a workin' 'Umie Bolta, so one of you lot go out an loot one fer me!

    ** Community Campaign Scoreboard: Phase 3/6 Complete **
    CSM 20 Orks 28

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  2. que is still at 15 vrs 15, if no new chaos choose to play, no new orks can face em.
  3. And vice versa. I've been playing for 5 hours at this point. I need food and to see my kids. Lol.
  4. Okay you worfless Grots; Listin' an' ya listin' gud!

    Lemmie clue ya in on somefink... DIS:
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    Iz a Choppa. YA USE IT TA CHOP UP DA SPIKEY BOYZ, NOT DROP EM SCREAMIN WHEN YA SEE EM!

    Ya maggots...

    *Sigh*

    Ya been soft; losin' ground ta da Spikeys. Dat don' make gud sense ta me, cuz we'z made fer WINNIN'! I don' like it, Skarblitz won' like dit, and... WELL I 'ATEZ IT!

    GIT BACK TA WINNIN'! GETZ TA CHOPPIN!


    ** Community Campaign Scoreboard: Phase 4/6 Complete **
    CSM 29 Orks 35

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  5. -WCA-Vola Talron Steam Early Access

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  6. Kommando-007 Corie Preacher

  7. Alright, you lot 'av earnt my rispekt.

    Dem Spikeys seems ta be losin' steam; I told ya dey'd be ded easy ta krump. So nows when we push em, see? Get shooty, an trow in som extra Dakka. Chop 'em, runs 'em ovah; you know da drill. We needs all dis loot ta get da Dred Choppa up outta da wata and back up in dere to make dem big ships go BOOM!

    So hop to it, ladz!

    ** Community Campaign Scoreboard: Phase 5/6 Complete **
    CSM 36 Orks 44

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  8. Dis makes fer a great laf, Boyz.

    Ya seemt a bit confused when I sayz, "Get me da Spikey Boyz base," So a bit ago I changed me mind, see, and you lot came fru: I didn' even 'ave ta tell ya what I changed me mind up ta! I sayz "Krump da Spikeys" an ya krumped em. Good ladz. Bes' plan I'v 'ad since we landed.

    Now git me ship outta da drink! We gotz a WAAAGH! ta go fight!

    ** Community Campaign Scoreboard: Final **
    CSM 42 Orks 54

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  9. Kommando-007 Corie Preacher

    Well, ya dun want ta go dere base. Is fulla' stoopid gits.
    I's been dere me self an got em ta fight each other before drivin off in one a dem Predators full of dem Autocannons.

    Jus' one Spikey noticed an' used dat Vox Channel fing ta speak wiv me.
    Is name wos Deathwish or sumfin.....no, dat's not right....er...Deadfish maybe?
  10. Dunno; mos uv da Spikeys smell like fish ur somfing. Can' nevah tell, really.

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