Some grotz, dey fink ya can 'aves too much dakka. Iz easy orith....eriet......maf! Seez, ya can has dakka, no dakka, some dakka, and not enuf dakka, but ya can never 'avez enuf dakka. Simple Ork maf!
Oh lord, how did I find myself here..... Ehm... eh.. Waaaaah!? Im an Ork! Waaaaah! Ehmm.... Uhhh.... Look over there! Humie! Kill it!
Oh god... uh.... I'm an Ork Kommando Nob you... ya git. I'm in deep cover..... uh I mean I'm being all sneakyz like. So I'm wearing the skin of a skinned Eldar as a disguise!
Wot Puny git are ya? Fittin in da skin ov wun ov dem prancy eldar... 'Sides. You coulda jus' pain'ed yerself Purpul. Has you eva seen a Purple Ork? Stratelogical dat iz.