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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by KatieFleming, Mar 18, 2017.

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  1. Cristari Cristari1 Arkhona Vanguard

    Iz typin wif me nukles and iz look like a angry gobbo.
  2. Duximus Duximus Steam Early Access

    They simply rushed without any preparation..
  3. Cristari Cristari1 Arkhona Vanguard

    I recommend Preparation H or a good E45 cream!
  4. Duximus Duximus Steam Early Access

    Tf2 have this man
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    EC have this man
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    dats why...
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  5. I. Macha jassz Firebrand

    Did the techpriests not squirt their holy oils unto thy blessed cogitators?
  6. DoomJester DoomJester Arkhona Vanguard

    Katie, we know the real reason...you see folks, the servers run on blood as it's actually just one server hosting all of us, but in order to keep it even slightly working it needs fresh blood, and usually the devs have a hard time luring folks to Iceland to be nommed on by a techno brick, but they've made it work thus far. This week though it was Katie's turn to sacrifice but she had grown tired of luring people in and just stabbing them, she wanted to blow one up, but it'd be counter productive to blow them up and try to scrape the blood up and deliver so she took the sacrifice to the server and pushed them down the stairs (this is in Nathan's, parent's cellar) and threw a glitter grenade after them, but b/c of her zeal she threw it too close to the server and it damaged it severely. In order to rectify this, they had to do a mass sacrifice, which is again difficult to get folks for, but they wrangled some Amazon tech folk, claiming their server was damaged at this location and it was their job to attend to it, thus they went there and were greeted by spandex Nathan who proceeded to gouge their eyes out and suffocate them...with his chest and stomach. Their corpses were thrown to the server and chaos gods pleased with behaviours devotion, proceeded to repair the server, but there are fragments inside, glitter to be precise, that is hindering the server's task of hosting virtual blood being spilt across the world...beware those who would doubt behaviour's mission in this world :CSMWord:

    See, this is how I come to accept things..
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  7. Hitomodakka Hitomodakka Arkhona Vanguard

    Since the Guild Data Base is disabled I would assume that you guys actually some how Fried some servers.. I dont want to be rude, but could you like... GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER PLEASE! ok gud tok.... **wakes away slowly slams door**
  8. SmurfKun Tamu Well-Known Member

    They did but they cheeped out on the oil and the machine spirit didn't like that one bit, it only wanted 100% pure genuine exotic made in mars holy oil.
  9. This sucks. half time per day u cannot start game. Every 3rd game crashes and u loose all. If your nuts of Devellopers are not able to do "normal" work like in other companies time to Change your Jobs.
    If u are nor willed to stop this give me back my founder money and do what u want.
  10. Eavydakka Khaernakov Subordinate

    just to check, does the issue continue? i was playing normal yesterday but today when i choose a character i get an error and cant log in anymore
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