Look at dis translator, it works wondaz, it eben puts da wurdz inta da propa way o' Ork speakin' http://www.kevinburns.org/orkz/orkz.pl Anyway, kan weeb git a moderator ter anchor dis? ...snivuls... Pleez?
EER! ONLY GROTZ UZE TRANZLATORS! DEY SOUN' LIKE SUMFIN' A MEK'S MADE TA SHOOT A GIANT ZOGGIN' LAZER! Stop bein' lazy you lot an pick up tha' talk from uz dat do it propa. Wot are ya, spehs mareens?
Dis! An' dis! An' dis wun az well! 'Avin' sed dat howevva, if yer needz 'elp lernin', den 'owz about instead ov sum namby pamby, poncey computa tellin' yer wotz wot, why not try an' lern fer yerself. Check da link in me sig for a proppa orky guide on 'ow yer needz ta sound!