Matt Ward was hired to rewrite the Horus Heresy lore. All the fans cried blood that day.

I was carrying 1L of Vodka and 10 beers when walking to my friends' house. When I arrived all bottles were empty.

She had never believed in the serial-killer virus until one day it took over her computer.
She pressed Escape, but it was too late; the virus had taken over Delete and started to use it.

After a nuclear war mankind survives but everything on the earth is bald.

2 centuries later a man finds a hair in his soup

You sit down to watch an episode of Doctor Who. Steven Moffat wrote it.

FTFY.

1. That's one sentence.
2. It's a British sci-fi like WH40K, so I have the moral high ground.

Just to give a frame of reference to the level of reference of how deep my irrational hatred of Dr. Who runs:

Once upon a time, I was partaking in a viewing session on a cam site when my favorite female on there started talking about Dr. Who. When it came to choosing between a naked lady who was talking about Dr. Who and no naked lady, I chose the no naked lady option-- I hate it that much.

Have you considered that you might just be gay?

You know, I may have deserved that response. You win this round, RobotJones.