hmmm, 2-3 people onscreen for a twitch for an hour doesnt mean that the other 50 people working on EC automatically zone out for 1-3 days, thats why we rarely saw actual production development staff on the twitch .... because they were doing some actual work, the worst "waste of time" we ever saw was the 10v10 module match .... that was 22 people (at least a third of the bE staff) playing a game instead of working
Haha, yeah that was awesome. But I mean that was something they were probably going to test anyway, why not do it on camera, for us to see.
Because ppl complained too much stream, not enough new stuff. So bE decided to only do streams if important new stuff to show...
Oho, more signs of withdrawal I see. Try watching the "If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device" series (Warning contains profanity and is funny). "But I already watched it once before." Once? As in only 1 time? The hell is wrong with you go watch it 3 more times. If you have already done so then give yourself a treat by watching it again. If that doesn't last long enough to fill the wait then follow these steps which will appear before your eyes if you stop reading this line and go down the page already. (There ya go) A DIY (Do It Yourself) project! Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! I'm too tired. Insert witty dialogue here. Think of some crazy list of steps to take here. Key point being they must relate to Eternal Crusade and/or Warhammer 40k. Or aminals. Ok nevermind with the DIY. I have done the thinking things. Here I'll distract you with the following steps. Figure out who or what this "lord" throwing tests at you is then throw tests right back. Don't want to be rude after all. Try doing that thing called life. I hear that's grand. Find out what all the big deal is with "outside" and "nature" then report back with your findings. (Beware the sun. I have a shirt that says it's trying to kill us. There's also a picture of the sun with a mean looking face. Primarch Mario also went through the trial of it's gaze. So it must be true!) Go play all of the Half-Life series again. "But I never played them a first time." ... .... dotdotdot Go schedule 3 appointments with doctors (real ones) and therapists (again real ones) to find out what's wrong with you. Then fix the wrong things and go play the Half-Life series. Accept the mute Freeman and his trusty crowbar as the greatest champion the Emperor gifted unto humanity, embrace Dog as the greatest sidekick to ever exist (shipping Dog x Companion Cube is allowed but Portal fans may raise a fuss even though deep down everyone knows Chel ships with Glados best while only a slightly less best with C. Cube) and accept Alyx becoming your waifu. Just let it happen. The zombie joke will win you over... (Warning: side effect may include wanting a Half-Life 3 release but not having one. It's agonizing and makes no sense even now. Just like Fallout 4. Damn it now I'm sad and annoyed) Meditate on how to use the force. Should you succeed share the secrets with the neighborhood squirrels then watch as the world falls under their reign hilarity ensues. Go make a 7 layered thing of anything edible Why should only dips get all the layered goodness? Rise up and demand equal treatment for all foods! (within tastiness & healthiness limits) Go buy some comics for me and read them to me. I accept DC New 52, Marvel series (Marvel NOW I think it's called nowadays) and Darkhorse comics (Firefly or Aliens vs Predator). You may wonder "Why would I buy you comics?" It's because you're a nice person. You don't want to make me a liar and yourself a bad person do you? *says this in forums with grimdark WH40K fans where Chaos is a thing* ...Oh right. Ok scrap this step then. Go do the thing(s) you've been meaning to do. (I've got a lot of comics to catch up on... Also many other things. Blarg.) Hm? What's that you say? "But these steps aren't related to Warhammer 40k or Eternal crusade... Some of them don't even make sense..." Well I am tired. My wordery filter isn't fully operational. Also normality and logic are overrated.
Any news on the new weapons batch? I do recall Katie telling us probably next week on the mini twitch, but did say not to take that as a confirmation.