You forgot "Member Who Rarely Comments Except to Hit On Lumpkin"
A title worth getting.

Can I reserve the "Member Who Posts Often, Especially to Hit on Miguel" title?

Sure but you'll have to share it. He is dreamy.

I also left off:
"Shutup and Take My Money Joking Member"
"Shutup and Take My Money Sincere Member"
"Shutup and Take My Sexual Favour Member"
Oh well, WIP.

I want these, and the previous ones, all as badges i can wear proudly under my name.

Can I get "Member who sniffs the most Warp Dust" ?

We might experience difficulties during the UI change though. I've never seen forum transitions go too smoothly. Brace yourselves.

Yes but right after that you get "Member in need of warp dust. Has cash."
except theyre not really badges for you Draigo, theyre more like warning signs for the rest of us

I'm afraid I'll have to purge you now, none must know our secret!

I don't see "resident forum asshole".

Am sad.