I technically could be a Lord IRL if I wanted to since I am knighted and I was a commissioned officer at the rank of Major so if anything you're the underprivileged dog but then humanity has "evolved" beyond the point where such titles have any real merit anymore.

Hmm...now that I think of it....there is no forum rank for a High Adept either.Maybe I should drown them in walls of text until they comply write a detailed and well-written petition to BHVR as to make one!

You are knighted? Go ahead and pull my other leg.

Cry me a river -chuckles- We all know that IRL merits have no power here - in the endless realm of the world wide web!

You have not enough posts (aka dedication points) to do such thing :3

No but at least I got a cool sword, medal, and 100 acres of land in Scotland that if I ever wanted to truly own I could.

Go and do that, let me know how that works out for you

I prefer not to have to pay taxes in two countries, I already own over 6,000 acres of property that I have to deal with annually, I don't want more.

Then stop being your douchebag self and throwing that kinda showoff around

I got some monster munch. Flaming hot monster munch. Top that.

I have a six inch scar from an IED explosion across the back of my head! Oh wait...that's not a good thing....