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The Road Of Blood - Sm\imperial [casual Rp] Interest Thread

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KnightReborned WanderingJester Well-Known Member

sorry, but who in the emperor's name is bucky?

WanderingJester, May 12, 2015

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Colapse Colapse Forum Beta Tester

Edd's (Dakaptin's char) new pet, you can find it couple of pages ago on this very thread

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Colapse, May 12, 2015

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Loldoom Loldoom Well-Known Member

DaKaptin said: ↑

The chinese call it a Qilin.
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[Inspiration intensifies]

Also, sorry about not posting fer da last few days. Me Warboss(mother) is in town fer da weekend.
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@WanderingJester Apparently this, but in baby form.

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Loldoom, May 12, 2015

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KnightReborned WanderingJester Well-Known Member

Loldoom said: ↑

@WanderingJester Apparently this, but in baby form.
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I had in my mind of a little deer thing that was described by one of the other RPer on the thread. Good to know I got it kind of right in my head ^_^. Thanks!

WanderingJester, May 12, 2015

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Uriel1339 Uriel1339 Lord of Posts

Why do I have to deal with all the goners? @Colapse go bot Draconion or Amraphel! NAU!

#NewSiriusNeedsScreeningTime
#YouAlreadyLeftTheSisterInMyHands
#NeverReactedToSearchForChapel
#IKnowYouAreBusyButComeOn!
#WantsAttention
#HashtagWars

@Draconion Still around, given this was your last post?
Especially considering this was posted Last Thursday...

Draconion said: ↑

<Deep within the Hulk - The Present>

In the desolate depths of the loyal renegades' new home, a solitary figure moves through the dank dark, threading its armoured bulk between trickling streams of condensation from corroded pipes and neglected vents overhead. Eschewing the use of simple lights or helmet autosenses, Draconion trusts instead to his Astartes senses and witchsight, treating his mapping expeditions as training sessions to learn to do more with less. Nevertheless, his concentration slips with fatigue as he finds himself reminiscing over the harrowing hours spent on the wreck of the Angelfall...

<The Battle for Niona - Aboard the Angelfall>

As the Big Mek shakes and convulses in Draconion's psychic grip, the young Librarian steels himself mentally and links his mind to the Ork's, turning his mental filters down to the barest minimum as he subverts its link to its gods, transferring it to himself so he can leech the beast of its savage strength. His eyes and mouth erupt with crackling green lightning as the neverending rage of the Ork race once more explodes across his brain, albeit with infinitely less intensity, isolated and filtered as it is through a lone, damaged Ork. Having gotten the Big Mek's undivided attention, Draconion steps forth and addresses it in the Orkish style.

To whit, he headbutts it right between the eyes and kicks it savagely in the shins, forcing it to its knees before himself and then bellowing at it in the Orkish language, reinforcing his declarations and demands with cuffs to the head.

"<I IZ DA VOICE A' GORK AN' MORK!!! ALL YER THINKY-STUFFS ARE BELONG TO ME!!! YOU BOW DOWN NOW TO DA WILL OF DA TWO GODS!!! YOU BOW DOWN NOW TO ME!!!>"

Thoroughly overwhelmed, the Big Mek stares up at Draconion in reverent awe and more than a little fear. No longer does he see a (relatively) diminutive 'umie 'ard boy ranting and raving at it in slightly high-pitched Orkish. Instead, he sees a shadowy figure full of menace and might, looming impossibly large amidst an aureolae of green flame, its every word resonant with the imperious voices of the Twin Gods.

"<I-I-I...I obeyz, O Most Orky One,>" stammers the Big Mek, "<Wut doez da Two Godz be wantin'?>"

"<DA TWO GODS IS MOST AGGRO WIFF DA WARBOSS, OH YUS!! HE IZ TAKIN' TOO LONG TO TAKE DA 'UMIE PLANET! 'E SPENDS 'IS BOYZ LIKE TEEF AT SQUIG RACES, WHEN DERE IZ ONLY A FEW HANDFULS OF 'UMIES TA KRUMP!!>"

Cuffing the Big Mek about the head one more time, Draconion waves his arms and rants dramatically, doing his best impression of an Ork prophet in full cry.

"<'E AIN'T 'ARD ENUFF TA BE WARBOSS NO MOAR! 'E. AIN'T. ORKY!!!>"

Leaning closer to his captive audience, he drops his voice to an insinuating hiss.

"<But mebbe, if dey findz real Orkz - Orky Orkz - da Waagh! can still be saved. And dey tellz me you might be Orky 'nuff, oh yus. Iz you Orky, Big Mek Humungous?>"

A stunned expression and a series of furious nods comprise the Big Mek's reply.

"<SMASHIN'!>" roars Draconion, giving Humungous a celebratory smack upside the ear that causes the Mek to keel over slowly to the deckplates as its inner ear spins in place with the force of the blow, "<Now I'll tell ya wot da Twin Godz want of ya. Lissen close, an' mebbe - jes mebbe - ya can get t'be da next Warboss, oh yus. First, get me some facetime wiv yer Nobz, one on one, quiet like...>"

Over the hours that follow, Draconion repeats the process with all the Mek Nobs that had followed the Big Mek onboard. One by one, he agonisingly subverts their connection to their Twin Gods and transfers it to himself, then sets them to task to bully the other lesser Orks onboard into line and setting them to work salvaging every single thing of value from the Angelfall - not for the benefit of the Orks, but rather for that of the team. As the psychic pyramid-selling scheme that is the Ork gestalt psyche kicks into gear, Waagh! energy from the lesser Orks flows into the Nobs, consolidating thence into the Big Mek, augmenting his confidence and strength as it is wont to do in Orks before then flowing into the ultimate source of its devotion.

As the hours wear by, the strain becomes very nearly unbearable for Draconion, as the savagery of even a relatively small group of Orks wears away at his psyche. Several times, he catches himself behaving 'Orky' without even meaning to, punching out a couple of Boyz and stomping their Grots to jelly for mishandling his precious nanolathe - an act that endears him greatly to the rest with much hilarity and securs his cover for the rest of the operation, but very nearly at the cost of his sanity.

At length, the last bit of vital equipment is transferred safely to the team's new hideout. Having missed the crucial battle against the Warboss, Draconion has one final task to do after preparing the Angelfall for scuttling. As the Orkish lighter touches down onto the hulk with its valuable cargo, the venerable warship erupts into explosions in the distance. Gathering his enthralled Orks on the landing pad used by the team, he has them fight one another to the death 'for da glory o' Gork an' Mork', dispatching the last survivor with a decapitating stroke from his force swords. His task done at last, he collapses, not to awaken for a full seventy-two hours.

<The Sumps - The Present>

With a mental shake, Draconion breaks out of his reverie, annoyed at his lapse in concentration and pushes deeper into the sumps of the Hulk, determined to finish mapping this sector by the end of this diurnal cycle.
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Uriel1339, May 12, 2015

#945
KnightReborned WanderingJester Well-Known Member

Uriel1339 said: ↑

Why do I have to deal with all the goners? @Colapse go bot Draconion or Amraphel! NAU!

#NewSiriusNeedsScreeningTime
#YouAlreadyLeftTheSisterInMyHands
#NeverReactedToSearchForChapel
#IKnowYouAreBusyButComeOn!
#WantsAttention
#HashtagWars

@Draconion Still around, given this was your last post?
Especially considering this was posted Last Thursday...
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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the guy that used to chew me out for being impatient with GM updates. I present to you: Uriel! *Claps* *Standing Ovation*

WanderingJester, May 12, 2015

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Uriel1339 Uriel1339 Lord of Posts

WanderingJester said: ↑

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the guy that used to chew me out for being impatient with GM updates. I present to you: Uriel! *Claps* *Standing Ovation*
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Because you assault me on Skype

Furthermore.... Keep your dirty Ronin fingers out of this or I start hacking them off. 'Sirius' still knows and has taught himself the Ronin Style, he be beating you up in your own game!

Uriel1339, May 12, 2015

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the lord watchman lord-watchman Well-Known Member

Uriel1339 said: ↑

Because you assault me on Skype

Furthermore.... Keep your dirty Ronin fingers out of this or I start hacking them off. 'Sirius' still knows and has taught himself the Ronin Style, he be beating you up in your own game!
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im sure the two of you can get along

now to plot plans to seperate you

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lord-watchman, May 12, 2015

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Uriel1339 Uriel1339 Lord of Posts

lord-watchman said: ↑

im sure the two of you can get along

now to plot plans to seperate you
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I can separate your head from your shoulders.

Uriel1339, May 12, 2015

#949
KnightReborned WanderingJester Well-Known Member

Uriel1339 said: ↑

Because you assault me on Skype

Furthermore.... Keep your dirty Ronin fingers out of this or I start hacking them off. 'Sirius' still knows and has taught himself the Ronin Style, he be beating you up in your own game!
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Confusing me with my characters. *sighs, shakes head* XD

WanderingJester, May 12, 2015

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