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The Least Serious Rp Ever.

Discussion in 'Role Playing' started by Fino, Mar 14, 2014.

  1. KnightReborned WanderingJester Well-Known Member

    Kyle, annoyed, slammed one of his chainaxes on a nearby table, accidentally cutting it in half using sheer force. "Whoops, hope that wasn't expensive." He looked at recently awaken man, "listen, you better start talking right now, because I'm in a killing mood and Khorne's whispering into my skull to add your giant of a head as the new bowl for my Khorne Flakes. So if you fall asleep again, the next time you wake up you'll be staring at a bloodthirster killing you over and over for eternity."
  2. Fino Fino Well-Known Member

    The man nodded.
    "Yes yes,i suppose you dont like waiting.Im might just tell you right now."The man paused,as if to give himself courage before continuing"The thing that brought you here its more than it meets the eye,much more.He uses many names,depending on what he intends to do.I dont know if anyone who knew his real name still lives,as it seems he lived during the second millenia after christ.He has a degree of control over time and matter,though how powefull it is,i couldnt tell.But he aproached me,as i was alone,in a building,surrounded by Tyranids."
    The man paused again,but with a painfull expression,as if remembering a bad event.
    You know how Nids act,they only want to consume.Well,in that moment,with nowhere left to go,with not a single amunition in my Lasgun,i said to myself:Might as well eat my comrades,give the Nids one less satisfaction.Senseless idea i know,but as i finished saying this,i was teleported into a black battle barge,in front of a gigantic,black armored figure,laughing at what i just said.He offered me a deal,he would save me from the Tyranids,send me into the past,THIS past,so i could infiltrate the roman government with his aid and become Caesar myself.I agreed,and in a span of 5 years,i was at the place you see me now,with newly given psyker powers.He then demanded i returned.After promising this reward for 5 years,he wanted to take it away.So i have been using my Psyker powers to stop him from retrieving me,or from arriving here himself,but i knew he would send someone,sooner or later.
    So,what is it going to be?"

    OOC:Can everyone else act like you are not aware of this conversation?:p
  3. KnightReborned WanderingJester Well-Known Member

    "And this has what to do with me not killing you?" Kyle said slowly, as he made his way closer to the fat man, chainaxes now riving up.
  4. A Transmission came through to the barge, as a short message.

    Shit Torrent Update: The Palace is now knee-deep. Slaves & Servants have begun to defficate themselves at the sight and smell. Guards have yet to leak, maybe their tunics are made of tougher stuff. Will report back later via Nurgle-Vox.

    Yours demonically,
    Nurgling #3.
  5. Fox Vulpas Well-Known Member

    maxis returned to the hall where he found zachary still grabing shiny object he looked to the wall and and saw a roman flag maxis decided to grab it as a souviner and makeshift cape. hey zachary did you get the rest of your orders. zachary was silent just grabing more and more gold items. fine ill get them for you. maxis turned on his vox and then began trying to signal the other squads only to get warp static. maxis put down his the seargent and the women srevant down near his servitors still bound. HEY ZACHARY WHATS WRONG WITH THE VOX he yelled. zachary was silent and just said pychic disturbance. maxis looked around a room. hmmm i wonder if i can make a attena to boost the signal. he then grabbed a spear and sevral swords in a attempt to make a vox attena out of a spear, some exlposives and a servo skull. there that should do it about for a few minutes. maxis began hearing screaming at the door beging to be let in. maxis pluged the make shift vox attena into his helmet and tried it again and could here the voice of one of his comrades the khorne beserker. HEY is anyone out there maxis said into his comm
  6. OOC: Currently inside the palace, it is knee/waist high in brown demon dung. This is everywhere in the palace that has its doors open to the throne room/main chamber.
  7. Fox Vulpas Well-Known Member

    the smell of shit hit the blood raven like a powerfist to a tank he immedtaidly herd the dameon say that shit was entering the palace. the blood raven looked around alarmed he then began placeing explosives near the door to bar it. he heard Zachary yell as he saw of the vile liquid of the. NO NONE SHALL TARNISH THE SHINES zachary yelled. GET EVERYTHING WE WANT TO SAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM maxis yelled as he began placing everything into the center. as the last of the stuff and the 2 romans where in the pile maxis and zachary got on top. i hope the collisium aint filled with shit. the blood raven began puting in cordiantes for nearest vox signal. at the colliseum. maxis grabs a greande and threw it towards the door. it begin to beep maxis quickly pressed a buttion on his harnees and they where zapped away but now in the middle of a colliseum of blood.
  8. Fino Fino Well-Known Member

    "B-B-But,dont you understand?"The man asked,visibly panicking"Whatever he has promissed you,he will not deliver,he will use you until he is satisfied and then discard you,like he wanted to do with me!I am all that can save you!"
  9. Uriel1339 Uriel1339 Lord of Posts

    "Those who surrender are to line up behind me! Delta the mightiest of all Dalek commands you! And you will obey, as I am your new master! Everyone who opposes will die! Being a Traitor is no option! I will not disappoint my Master!" Delta fires then the Exterminator-Ray upon the one who talked to him.
  10. Fino Fino Well-Known Member

    Aboard the Battle Barge,Bossus seemed surprised,an attitude Boreale never seen him take before.The reason for this surprise was the transmission from Muk'Dur.Not so much its content,but the fact that the creature was still able to comunicate with him.But then again,it was a demon,it was logical he was able to do so.Using the link the Nurlging left,Bossus atempted to send a reply.

    Some noble romans are used to orgies that resemble more Nurgle than Slaanesh,its natural that they,and the guards that attend to them, have developed an immunity of sorts.I would suggest a diferent approach,if you can.

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