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The Least Serious Rp Ever.

Discussion in 'Role Playing' started by Fino, Mar 14, 2014.

  1. Fino Fino Well-Known Member

    As Maxis passed past him towards the teleportarian,Boreale's eyes focused,lifting him from the catatonic state in which he frequently put himself,both willingly,and unwillingly.He had sensed a Blood Raven.Its disguise could not fool him,for his psyker heritage allowed him to recognise fellow sons of the unknown primarch.
    "Brother"Boreale wispered,as he aproached Maxis"Its good to see a Bluhd Raven here,tell me,what has become of he chapter after Karauva?"
  2. Fino Fino Well-Known Member

    OOC:Zacharius seems to be in some deep shit.:)
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  3. Fox Vulpas Well-Known Member

    the chapter has survived captain boreale and a force commader has risen from our ranks to battle foul tyranids that came into subsector aureliea we survived and cyrus is still recruiting and training scouts but a planet has returned from the warp and there is whispers of renegades and chaos on the planets. there is even a rumor chapter master kyras has been corrupted
  4. Fino Fino Well-Known Member

    "Cyrus...that fool never understood"Boreale muttered"Its good that the chapter lives,and continues its holy mission of collecting relics."Boreale paused"Its good that you have been brought here,make good use of this unique change,dont return to the chapter empty handled"Boreale made a bigger pause"What do they say about me Brother?What crooked lies has the imperium invented over the Karauva campaign?"
  5. Fox Vulpas Well-Known Member

    dont worry captain i plan on returning to chapter with mant holy relics of the imperium. sergent cyrus and avitus both say your a foul while a young assault marine seargent looks up to you many of the chapter do not speak of karauva though
  6. Uriel1339 Uriel1339 Lord of Posts

    Delta moved to the Teleportation field and kept an eye his eye on everyone. Recording on them for future purposes. Nobody shall tricker a Dalek! The Daleks are the superior race! The Daleks will EXTERMINATE everyone!

    He moved a bit forth and back, beeping, becoming impatient with all these inferior beings around.
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  7. Mechaius Mechiaus Prefectus

    Zachary spun around, as the strange servitor entered into his sensor range.

    [Stay away, misshapen servitor! Zachary has claimed these shinies for Zachry!] Zachary spat from his voxcoder, as Zachary unfolded Zachary's many weapons limbs and aimed them at this strange thing.

    [Furthermore, Zachary is not defective. You are defective! You also possess shinies! So you will shut down immediately and allow Zachary to dismantle you . . . .] Zachary began, but the strange servitor trundled away to the strange teleportation device. It sat there, looking anxious.

    Zachary retracted his weapons limbs and followed it, noticing the large Nurgle Beast closing in on him. Zachary did not possess any olfactory system, but his sensors indicated that the creature was emitting a noxious odor. Also, Zachary did not want to be touched by the creature and rust. Rust was the anathema of shiny. Rust was bad.

    Zachary placed the strange servitor in-between the Nurgle-Thing and Zachary. Zachary leaned into the servitor, so that it could receive his scrap-code instructions to shut down. It did not however, only spinning around it's stalk-like eye lens.

    'Machine-Thing known as Zachary will not tamper with Dalek! Dalek will EXTERMINATE if Zachary does not comply!' It commanded.

    [Very well, Servitor Dalek. Zachary will not dismantle it . . .yet. Servitor-Dalek will assist Zachary with the acquisition of shines!] He commanded.

    [Also, Servitor-Dalek will protect Zachary from Nurgle-Beast!]
  8. KnightReborned WanderingJester Well-Known Member

    Kyle yawned, his patience waning due to the inactivity. Finally he thought, screw it, and stepped on to the teleporter. Even if he gets beamed to deep space, dying of decompression has to be less boring than sitting here watching these... beings dramatize with one another.
  9. Fino Fino Well-Known Member

    "You imbecile!"Bossus exclaimed as Kyle was teleported to the surface.He turned to the rest of the strike force."Looks like we will be doing this sooner than i though,time for a briefing gentleman."

    Bossus activated a mechanism into his gauntlets,triggering a holgraphic projection of a plannet.

    "This,gentleman,is Terra.Holy Terra.Only more than 40000 years in the past.You will be deployed in three separate groups,with three separate missions."
    "Group one,Mukk'dun,Delta and...Deadpool,if you want to join.Your mission is to deploy in the roman countryside,just a few leagues outside of Rome,and stirr as much trouble as you can.Meaning,plenty of underwear for Mukk'dun,plenty of people and animals for Delta to exterminate,and tons of fun for Deadpool to have."
    "Group Two,Zachary,Maxis,you will be teleported inside the roman palace,with full permission to take and hold anything you find worthy."
    "Group Three,Mike,you are to teleport to Kyle's estimated location,and await further orders,depending on your position"

    Down at Terra,Kyle found himself in a peculiar house,notoriusly small for his size.Not even humans had houses this small.However,the inhabitants of the house seemed much like the humans he knew,just much smaller,at about 1,30 meters.The house now had a hole on the celling where his body materialized,and its inhabitants were cowering in fear at one of its corners.
  10. Fox Vulpas Well-Known Member

    i am READY SIR FOR THE RELICS "maxis quickly grabs his servitors and Zachary and jumps on to the teleporter" READY SIR

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