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The Least Serious Rp Ever.

Discussion in 'Role Playing' started by Fino, Mar 14, 2014.

  1. Uriel1339 Uriel1339 Lord of Posts

    "I am a Dalek! Daleks do not follow orders of weakling humans! You are identified as Biggus Dickus of the Raven Guard! Now let us EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE THE UNDEAD! EXTERMINATE!" That done Delta turned around and rolled towards the Zombie Hordes, shooting one after another with his Exterminator-Disentigrator-Ray.
  2. Akragth Akragth Well-Known Member

    ''THIS DALEK HAS AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM. HE'S SO...ANGRY. I THINK LIKE HIM,'' Biggus muttered aloud.

    ''VERY WELL, BROTHER TINCAN. WE FIGHT TOGETHER!'' he said, launching upward with his jump pack, and slamming down in to yet mote zombies.
  3. Uriel1339 Uriel1339 Lord of Posts

    The Dalek turned with his camera-eye to Biggus while his Exterminator-Disentigrator-Ray kept firing upon the Zombies. "My name is Delta and you will call my by that! I am a Necrontyr-Dalek Hybrid, I am the most efficient being in the Universe for Extermination! EXTERMINATION! ULTIMATE EXTERMINATION!"

    To present his power he emitted a Shockwave like Disentigrator blast forwards, having it switched to Zombie Biology (thanks of the analysis from earlier), causing them to simply fall apart into their atoms.
  4. Akragth Akragth Well-Known Member

    ''OKAY BROTHER TINCAN! SORRY, BROTHER TINCAN,'' he said, snickering. He didn't think Dalek's felt emotion, not beyond hate, but it seemed he had annoyed the little fella.

    ''BUT LET'S BE HONEST, DELTA, YOUR KILL SCORE PALES TO MY OWN.''
  5. Uriel1339 Uriel1339 Lord of Posts

    "My Kill-Count is infinite because I can EXTERMINATE every being. Living or Undead. I am the Exterminator, I am the bringer of death, I am DELTA OF THE DALEKS!" The Dalek announced and moved down the hallway.
  6. Akragth Akragth Well-Known Member

    ''I AM BIGGUS DICKUS, MY FISTS ARE DEATH AND MY ANGER IS BEYOND INFINITE. PLUS, I DON'T GET STUCK ON STEPS. OR SHARP INCLINES.,'' Biggus said, a wry grin upon his face beneath his helmet.

    OOC: I know they can levitate up stairs in more recent series, but shh..stereotypes.
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  7. Uriel1339 Uriel1339 Lord of Posts

    "I could kill you right here, right now, while you would beg for your life. Would you like that?! I COULD EXTERMINAAAATE YOU in the blink of an eye!"
  8. Akragth Akragth Well-Known Member


    ''NOT IF I WAS ON THE SECOND FLOOR! OR AT THE TOP OF A CLIFF FACE. OR ANYWHERE UP, REALLY!'' Biggus teased, taking hold of a zombie by its skull, crushing it in his powered gauntlet.
  9. Uriel1339 Uriel1339 Lord of Posts

    "Want to try your luck?" Delta asked, wiggling his eye-camera-lens a bit right and left, up and down. Analyzing the Astartes.
  10. Akragth Akragth Well-Known Member

    The Space Marine ignited his jump pack, leaping up to the top of one of the zombie ridden buildings, at least five floors above ground level.

    ''COME ON, THEN,'' Biggus yelled back to the Dalek, throwing a zombie in its direction.

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