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The Least Serious Rp Ever.

Discussion in 'Role Playing' started by Fino, Mar 14, 2014.

  1. Fino Fino Well-Known Member

    "Gentleman"Bossus voice echoed as he grimaced"Each and everyone of you have been brought here by the holy roulette teleportarium because potato you crave something,you want something,and you wont let anyone stand in your way for it."
    Bossus smiled openly now.
    "I propose you the making of a strike force,with the intent of getting each and everyone of you your inner desires,everything else be dammned.My terms are simple,make it as amusing to me as possible,or the deal is off.
    If you do decide to join with me,i have selected a loyalist world with little in the manner of defenses for your first mission,a test run to see how well you work with eachother."
    Bossus clapped his massive hands,and a second figure appeared,a bald Astartes,with a somewhat distracted look that Bossus expected Maxis to recognise.
    "Brother Boreale will be your secondary handler in here,he will make sure you have all the equipement necessary for your mission.Talk to him and prepare,as soon as you are ready,i will teleport you to the surface"
    Bossus aproached the Dark mechanicus and wispered.
    "I know how you feel about me,but stay with me and you will earn shinies beyone what you have ever seen."
    He then aproached the roulette teleportarium,wondering why the astartes currently in it didnt bother to come out,perhaps he was too lazy?

    OOC:Its excellent.
  2. KnightReborned WanderingJester Well-Known Member

    Kyle smashed the bowl he had used, and stood up. "Well I'm good, had my breakfast already. Let's go." Lifting both his chain axes, he strolled towards Bossus. As for Deadpool, he shrugged and said, "well your loss friend, Khorne is very generous to those who worships him with a proper meal to start his day." The Khorne Beserker waited for the mission to start, wary of the new Heretek who's been eyeing his chainaxes from a distance for a while now, as well as the Blood Raven, who's doing the same thing.
  3. While the strange mortal was talking, Mukk'dun's face contorted as a low rumble, loud as thunder, eminated from under him, stench rising and brown spreading once more across the floor from his seated position.

    A Nurgling just looked him in the eye, nodded, and turned back to Bossus' direction, giving a clear thumbs up, before vomitting over Mukk'Dun's shoulder on a whim.
  4. Uriel1339 Uriel1339 Lord of Posts

    Name: Delta, the beeping one

    Race Faction: -unknown- ; but it likes to exterminate

    Traits & Flaws

    Allergy against Doctors of all kind - EXTERMINATE THE DOCTORS!

    Last of his kind - I AM THE LAST OF MY KIND, BEEP BEEP ; they all got exterminated by the doctor! :(

    Regeneration - can feed off energy sources with his 'sucker-thing' to regenerate himself, alternatively his 'batteries' can be used ; SO THAT YOU CANNOT EXTERMINATE ME!

    Super-Calculator - can calculate anything in a few seconds. ; I CAN ALSO CALCULATE THE MANY WAYS YOU COULD BE EXTERMINATED

    Equipment:

    Exterminator-Ray - Exterminates everything ; EVERYTHING WILL BE EXTERMINATED

    Sucker-thing - can plug on anything and everything and everyone to suck them out... Can include memories (if applied on face), power (if applied on generators and such things), hacking (if applied on keypads and such) ; CAN ALSO BE USED FOR EXTERMINAAAATION

    Camera-Stick - a stick comes out of head which serves as an eye. SO I CAN SEE WHAT TO EXTERMINATE!

    Hover-Device - Delta can hover thanks of his engines that are on his bottom. BEEP! BEEP BEEP!

    Image of Delta:

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    OOC: If Daleks are not wished here, then I just make another dimensional shift :p (though we have deadpool around so I see why not... xD)
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  5. Fino Fino Well-Known Member

    OOC:"All races are welcome" means exactly what it is,you could even bring Jedi,Darkspawn,Chocobos or Mundus and i would still accept it,as long as they bow to me Bossus Genericus.(Meaning,you can NOT exterminate Bossus:mad: ).
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  6. Fox Vulpas Well-Known Member

    as maxis watched everyone get ready he qucikly went into his back pack and grabbed a cloak from a dark angel in black armor that 'Gifted it to him' he qucikly put it on cover up all the parts that reavealed he was from the blood ravens. the blood revan looked at the stared at the korhne beserkers chain axe, he then decided to look at the others that would be with him he saw a space marine with a pizza in his hands and also a HERtek that seem to stare at his him. as maxis mind began turning he heard the machine spirit in his helmet speak he wants to have a staring contest STARE HIM DOWN and so he did maxis begun staring at the hertek without blinking
  7. Uriel1339 Uriel1339 Lord of Posts

    As Delta had arrived he looked around and scanned the others. As he scanned Bossus Generiucs, he determined. "DO NOT EXTERMINATE! THIS BEING IS THE REASON FOR BEING HERE, EXTERMINATION WOULD RESULT IN RETURN, DO NOT WANT TO BE RETURNED!"

    It's blue-camera-eye went over the Khorne Berserker. "Exterminator!" then to 'DP' "Scans cannot determine!", then to Maxis. "Thief detected! Thief detected! EXTERMINATE IF TRIES TO STEAL FROM DELTA!" alas it's camera went over to the Heretek.

    "You have problems in your software, machine. Let me fix you! Let me fix you!" It demanded as it's camera was so far that it actually poked the Heretek.
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  8. Fox Vulpas Well-Known Member

    maxis reacted to the herteks movement HE HAD WON he bgan to look around and saw the new machine that was teleported into the room. his eye could not deterime what specices it was. he slowly began to wander where he was when he saw CAPTAIN BOREALE it was now obvious in his mind HE WAS GOING TO GO ON a RELIC QUEST. he quickly grabbed a blank flag and put on the sacred words that would be used FINDERS KEEPERS LOSERS WEEPERS
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  9. Mukk'dun cared little for the commotion brought about by the mortals. Then again, it didn't realise where any of them were. Nothing but Bossus was at eye-level, and it didnt feel like it had any need to look down over its exposed gut. The only feeling it had was the floor, which was growing old.

    The greater demon scratched its head. It wanted something new. It wanted something to sit on. Seeing as how it had left its Palanquin with built in lavatory back at his realm, it decided to make do with the next best thing. The shiniest, white, porcelain like being. Zachary.

    Put into perspective, when something that towers over you with a mass far greater wants something, it usually gets it. And being sat upon is usually unpleasant. But this is a Greater Demon of Nurgle. The combination of demonic taint, stench and its chronic bowel condition...

    ...I'd run.
  10. Fox Vulpas Well-Known Member

    as the blood raven saw the towering deamon with its stench tower over the new machine and the hertek he began to back away he tightend his cloak he had gotten from the fallen dark angel he sealed his beakie helm to try and keep its smell out but it was useless the smell of feces was now stuck in his armor he began to have a coughing fit ending up with him struggling to get off his helmet as he began to throw up his lunch. he began to walk to besides the teleportian and wait for others to enter

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