You got teeth don't you? Shhh, shhh. It's find just help yourself to some black magic love potions and feel the Ji's benevolence wash over you. The cleptomatic taint runs deep in that gene-seed my son, the first thing you must do is turn over all your stolen gear, now the Chapter's you stole from will not be understanding, so send the loot to 555 Kronos Ave, and the Heretical Help Hotline will take care of returning all of it. After remember,
So err, mista Inquisita, da uvva day some git walks up an 'ee says ter me "I gots more dakka dan you". So then I says to 'im "I've seen grots wot 'ave more dakka than you". Then 'ee says "I gots so much dakka, dat I don't need any more". So den, I pull out me slugga, point it in da git's face an give 'im a new nose 'ole. Den I takes 'is shoota, and any uvva bitz on 'im dat are worth lootin, and walk away, an now I finks his words are gettin to me, because when I grabbed 'is shoota, it felt like it had all the dakka in da world, an I know it ain't true, cause no one can 'ave enuff dakka. I fink it's possessed, If I gives it to me Boss, 'eel cast me out or shoot me fer 'avin such unorky fings, but if I frow it away, someone else'll have it but me, and if I keeps it, it might try ter zog me over. Wot should I do wiffit?
Well every git know that there is no such thing as too much dakka, so this Orkish Heresy must be addressed. Firstly, to establish if the weapon is possessed, find some grot and bludgeon him to death with it and drop the shoota in his blood, if the blood gets sucked into the shoota like a sponge, then it's probably possessed. Secondly, the only logical thing you can do when you believe you've got enough dakka is to slap on a few more barrels to your dakka, perhaps some burny bitz, until it is almost too much to carry, at which point you may consider seeing a mek boy about attaching it to you with machine bitz. But the most important thing is, if the weapon proves to be possessed, just ignore it, daemonic entities can't hurt you if you deny that those whispers in your head are anything more than stray thoughts.
Ah, a Khornate. We recommend you submit yourself to Kronos personnel to be sent to our natural preserve where we hunt a most dangerous game...
I am an Eldar but everyone says I should not pay any attention to the ruinous powers. Why is everyone telling me what to do?! I wanna live my own life! What should I do?
Sir I am A Chaos cultists of the undivided and I just met This other cute slanneshi cultists HOW DO i ask her out?
Right, so I did as ya said, an I fink I beat urr, lessee. One, two, free, four.........I beat lotz a grots, I lost count, heh. Anywayz, I put da shoota in a puddle, like you said, and den I sat dere an wotched. But den I got bored, an I saw dat some of da runts 'ad nice shiny bitz on em, fings dat were too good fer grots. So I went an takes em, an when I look back, da shoota's gone. Da blood weren't dere no more, an I fink I saw some grot run off wivit. Oh well, ain't my problem no more.
