Oh god looking through this thread, all the puns, all the bananas. OK seeing as how my army of monkeys didn't work... I got one giant monkey, the size of a planet, to steal all the bananas.

...Did someone say "steal"?

...Did someone say "relic?" :3

...That giant monkey is a giant...

I CALL DIBS FOR THE CHAPTER!

Steal, take possession of something that's not one's own, commit theft, yes.
AND NO! SCREW YOU! THAT'S MY MONKEY!

....Those bananas are shiny........

I Claim Them In the Emperor's Name

I'LL GET THE MONKEY, YOU GO GET THE BANANAS!

*Magpie Hivemind engaged*

I MADE THE MONKEY JUST TO GET THE BANANAS! FOOL! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO CONTROL A MONKEY OF THAT SIZE?!

WITH THE POWER OF A BLOODY MAGPIE, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!