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The El'Jonson Farm

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Lion_El_Jonson, Jan 2, 2016.

  1. E-50_Panzer E-50_Panzer Well-Known Member

    Please.... *coughs up blood*.... preserve my gasmask
  2. Smaug Smaug Well-Known Member

    *Halts in mid stride towards the lake, and turns the head back* What a pity. *Pokes the dying Tom with the tip of the tail* I liked him, but now he's leaving us.
  3. E-50_Panzer E-50_Panzer Well-Known Member

    He will live on, through the helmet I recycled from his corpse.
  4. Smaug Smaug Well-Known Member

    *Was about to lick Tom's corpse (which is a sign of affection), when suddenly a new and unspoiled body appears where the Tom was, in the span of a nanosecond* What th- How? You just died, and now you are not... Are you a ghost? Like what I use to be? *Stares deeply at this new-Tom* Brother? Are you with us?
  5. I come bearing seeds
  6. E-50_Panzer E-50_Panzer Well-Known Member

    I will collect my brother's body to be used as fertilizer for your agricultural setup.

    You will feed our people, 914184-121414124-14211242543-c.
  7. Smaug Smaug Well-Known Member

    The Triumvirate is restored!!! So... what's next?
  8. Dark Knight Dark-Knight Nickname Change

    We fire up the Melta and have molten scalie for dinner.
  9. Smaug Smaug Well-Known Member

    Sounds good. What do you think father?
    Alright, get that started Dark Knight, I must go speak with my brother, Alajos the swan.

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